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Ryan Long

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Like people, like a guy, like you, you're a well-dressed dude.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Like a guy like you that's there with like a hot date, you know what I mean?

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And they're sitting there and it's like, any guy that is there with like a girl and he's kind of like trying to impress her and she's hot, like no guy's gonna be like, ah!

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

you're gonna be like, everyone's trying to be cool.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And then on top of that, it's bright.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

So it's not even like dark where you could lose yourself.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

So like hip, bright, tables and stuff.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Yeah, that's the kind of, those are the worst ones in the city I find.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

What you want is like...

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

on the road club where this guy has been with his wife for 10 years and he doesn't give a shit what she thinks of him.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

You know what I mean?

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

If he's like, oh my God, like he could be dying laughing and she's like, oh, that was a lot.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go, whatever, do something.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

What, are you gonna leave me?

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Yeah.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

I mean, that's, I mean, part of this, when you're in the city, part of it is more like, if you think of, if you're like a fighter or an athlete, you kind of think a city shows a little more like the gym, you know what I mean?

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So it's like, I'm actually not, if what you're saying is like, Oh, you might not be able to like lift as much or hit your mat, hit your PRs or whatever.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And you go, that's not, I could care less.

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You know what I mean?