Ryan Long
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When I'm in San Antonio, this is the first time that I felt like I was like, oh, this feels like actually what the Texas I read about.
Yeah, we'll tip you off.
When I see like five fireworks stores in a row, I'm like, now we're talking.
All right.
Fair enough.
Are they money laundering operations, you think?
Yeah, Toronto, that's where I started doing comedy.
I was there for like 10 years, moved to New York, which is probably the opposite of Texas right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cold and shitty.
Yeah, it is kind of, if you think about it a little bit.
Sorry, Rich.
Do you guys hate New York or do you like New York?
I mean, living there's insane.
It's $10,000 to live in a rat hole.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have a choice to like, I remember when I first moved there, you're just like, everything's farted.
You're walking around everywhere and you can't use a bathroom.
So you're just like, yeah, people are just during the day, pissing everywhere.