Ryan Long
speaker
1,355 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 7 Jul
Ryan Long’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Stand-up's more like you started playing hockey.
You're like, we can't skate, you know?
So if you're like the best football player, you were a track star and you start playing basketball, it's pretty likely in a couple of years, you're also gonna be really good at basketball.
So that's why so many Canadians- If you start playing hockey, you're not gonna be that good in two years.
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of Canadian comedians.
The reason, the hockey knowledge.
Basically, all you got to know is that mic is like a puck, you know, and you're just trying to put it in the other end of the night and just get fucking two points up on the scoreboard and have a good time out there, boys.
They get all hockey.
Have you seen the new hockey show, Heated Rivalry?
You guys haven't seen that?
It's the number one show right now.
You're talking to Mexicans.
It's not hitting your algorithm?
Ah, those guys are good.
I'm friends with Kenny Otts, yeah.
Well, hockey's getting sort of popular in America, but this is a show that's popular in America, but it's funny because it's a hockey show and it's essentially the two stars of each team are in like a gay relationship.
And it's popular not with hockey fans.
It's literally like Sidney Crosby and Ovechkin are like fucking after the game.
It's like a hilarious show.
But yeah, it's like kind of a hit and it's sort of, you know, I guess girls like it or something.
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