Sal Vulcano

because you know why what if bro what if you had a fucking warrant out for your arrest you get in that waymo and it checks that or something and next thing you know your ass is in jail we're one step away from that yeah yeah you couldn't even get out of the fucking thing yeah you had to slow it had to slow down it was annoying it was like it was rubbing it in because i'm like you missed it you missed it just stop because now i gotta walk more you keep going you know i was like just like literally like chastising it yeah

And I just opened it and they're like, stop.

It's like, make sure you have your phone.

I was like, all right.

Well, I mean, yeah, I could drop you off anywhere.

I could drop you off to get trafficked or I don't know.

Yeah.

It's like Herbie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Here, I've got this for you though.

I'm glad that you, um, you actually chose that because if you'd taken an Uber, this could have happened.

Wow.

Wow.

I love his hypothetical situation that the Uber driver is just outright disrespecting his girlfriend right in front of him.

And then after he threatens him with the first fist, the Uber driver kept it up.

I mean, I don't know.

Like, I know that men, you guys have a language all your own.

Like, for instance, Tom's told me when he walks into a room, unconsciously men size up other men.