Sal Vulcano

something that would come as like you know like a bullshit extra and on a record you know and it's like it's just it's like you look it looks like you would wear it to like it looks like an off glove like but think about how original that was he's like i'm gonna wear one glove one glittery glove i know i don't think anyone's ever done that nobody cory feldman who's ripping him off right then i'm gonna moonwalk and then i'm gonna bring a chimpanzee to the grammys yeah oh we didn't bring he brought macaulay

He did?

I think he brought Macaulay Culkin to the Grammys.

Or Emanuel Lewis.

Sorry, it was Webster.

Not Macaulay.

Yeah, ma'am and George Papadopoulos.

Wow.

Webster was great.

I love him so much.

Didn't he used to go up and down stairs in a dumbwaiter?

Yes.

Didn't he?

You had a sadder childhood than I did.

Do you remember that?

Yeah, they used to be like, go upstairs and put him in a dumbwaiter and just pull him upstairs.

Yeah, why couldn't he call her mom?

Why ma'am?

Yeah, and why couldn't he just use his steps?

It feels demeaning to throw him in a dumbwaiter.