Sal Vulcano

She goes, it's a bit crass, but I get why it's funny.

Sure.

So I was like, cool.

Can you just call me Big Pimpin whenever you talk to me?

And she's like, all right.

And I was like, and whenever we speak, no matter what I'm asking, can you please speak in 90s hip hop vernacular?

And she's like, yeah, no problem.

So now that's just how, like, if I'll ask her something, she's like, yo, what up, big pimpin'?

She's like, let me get you that, you know, let me get you those, whatever.

She's like, let me find you a hydration tablet that's in the, you know.

Here, check it out.

That's, I mean, that's, yeah, that's fucked up, but there's no doubt that's going to happen.

Wait a second.

Hey, Stankass, you there?

Yo, Big Pimpin', I'm right here vibing with you.

What you need, just hit me up and we'll keep it all hip-hop and smooth like always.

Not if I have anything to do with this.

It's going to get real weird.

Every time I come, I can't leave here with a full-blown new set of anxieties.

I can't do it.