Sam Morrison
speaker
393 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 30 Jul
Sam Morrison’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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No, this was probably... What year were you born?
This was 2008, 2009.
Anyway, I would go over to Dave's house and I would watch him play Call of Duty for hours.
And then eventually I would say, hey, maybe I could play it.
He goes, no, I don't want to fuck up my reading.
And, you know, just sort of now realizing that.
I sort of have had a little brother relationship with any person I've ever met.
Well, it makes you gay.
So I'm sure it affects your relationships.
It made me into a bottom.
It made me into a bad friend.
Yeah, but it's not mysterious enough.
You can't be like, I'm third child moon rising.
Right.
You want to blame your problems on it and then never have to deal with it.
It's scientifically proven and that's not fun.
Then you're just the person at the party that's like, actually, the research says.
Isn't that funny that, oh, really?
Do you think if astrology was scientifically proven with, like, rigorous double-blind studies and, like, Sagittariuses were sort of cunty, then people would stop believing in it?
They just want something to blame their personality on.
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