Sarah Ruth Thomas

At all.

He just looked at me all the same.

His toothy smile impossibly stretched from ear to ear.

When the bartender handed me my drink, I turned as quickly as I could to walk away.

When I was about halfway back to Ben and Brandon, the Seth lookalike finally responded to me.

My brother is having a new baby.

It's a good day, such a happy day.

I turned back in shock to see that his back was to me once more, his hands pulling a drink to his mouth.

I didn't waste time staring, I just walked over to our table and pretended like nothing had even happened.

I don't even know what I'd say.

Hey guys, a character from a thriller spoof news show on YouTube is over there and he said some rather normal shit to me.

Dumb.

Weird.

Freaky.

It's likely just a coincidence, but one on that level would rattle anyone.

Especially considering that he just called Oscar his brother during his rant.

I guess I should go to work now.

Thanks for listening, paper friend.

I think I should maybe chill on that show.

First off, I could binge it, then I'd have a bunch of entertainment lined up for me for a couple of months down the road.