Sarah Shannon

I have.

I mean, not with the actual cage fighting bit, because in a classic Trump stitch-up, the broadcast rights for that were exclusively given to, not CBS, the thing that they own...

that's free to air, but Paramount Plus.

So they were pay-per-view.

What?

Like this monthly subscription fee.

And sure enough, the two people who were in charge of Paramount, the Ellisons, were there at the match and our Trump donors and got his sign-off for their merger with Warner Brothers.

And that is the story of the White House cage fight.

Yes, okay.

The main story is the fact that I've never seen a more tastelessly American occasion.

Extraordinary.

Imagine something that you think of as like peak tasteless American.

Yeah.

No, they had people jumping motorbikes, Evel Knievel style, off little ramps.

They had a way in where they flew a bold eagle over it.

They had a fly past when they were doing the national anthem.

This sounds so brilliant.

I am so subscribing to Paramount+.

They had one of the...

So they had the walk-in, started in the Oval Office.