Sarah Sherman

I think that's what happened. And then my brain just started like fritzing out.

I think that's what happened. And then my brain just started like fritzing out.

Literally, thank you.

Literally, thank you.

Because, I mean, not to be like this. Who do you think, besides David Lynch, built culture as we know it? Gay guys. Literally gay guys.

Because, I mean, not to be like this. Who do you think, besides David Lynch, built culture as we know it? Gay guys. Literally gay guys.

Does anyone know?

Does anyone know?

Okay. I dreamed this or it was real. And I'm not going to look it up because that's, I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on?

Okay. I dreamed this or it was real. And I'm not going to look it up because that's, I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on?

I just have this strong memory of her being like, I was like two or whatever, like this big, and there was a bunch of pedophiles on, and she was like, it sucks that you guys want to have sex with kids. And then I was watching being like, that does suck. Oh my God.

I just have this strong memory of her being like, I was like two or whatever, like this big, and there was a bunch of pedophiles on, and she was like, it sucks that you guys want to have sex with kids. And then I was watching being like, that does suck. Oh my God.

Meanwhile, me being eight, being like, I wish an adult wanted to have sex with me. I was in love with all my teachers. Hey, really? Of course. I was like precocious little bitch.

Meanwhile, me being eight, being like, I wish an adult wanted to have sex with me. I was in love with all my teachers. Hey, really? Of course. I was like precocious little bitch.

It is just like, I'm afraid.

It is just like, I'm afraid.

Jesus. Hello, nurse. I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find him. Don't say his full name.

Jesus. Hello, nurse. I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find him. Don't say his full name.

I had an English teacher. This is going to send you guys to the moon in a not SpaceX rocket ship, in a normal rocket ship.

I had an English teacher. This is going to send you guys to the moon in a not SpaceX rocket ship, in a normal rocket ship.