Sarah Sherman

English teacher. He had a gray and red long beard.

English teacher. He had a gray and red long beard.

Red, gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president. Combed over.

Red, gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president. Combed over.

Like legit 100 years old. Every day would wear like a Snoopy tie. The character Snoopy? The character Snoopy.

Like legit 100 years old. Every day would wear like a Snoopy tie. The character Snoopy? The character Snoopy.

A funny little tie. And he, me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so funny. Fucking hot.

A funny little tie. And he, me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so funny. Fucking hot.

It's giving, what's the guy's name? The Giver. It's giving the Giver.

It's giving, what's the guy's name? The Giver. It's giving the Giver.

Not dissimilar. He actually quite looked like him.

Not dissimilar. He actually quite looked like him.

Moore.

Moore.

With a Snoopy tie.

With a Snoopy tie.

And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car. Are you still in touch with Emily? Oh, of course. Yeah. Emily, hello. If you're listening.

And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car. Are you still in touch with Emily? Oh, of course. Yeah. Emily, hello. If you're listening.

This is the thing about Long Island is that y'all keep in touch with high school.

This is the thing about Long Island is that y'all keep in touch with high school.