Scott Payne

So I get out of my truck, I walk around and they have gone not too far down the road and stolen a ram out of a backyard of somebody's property.

We go down to the ceremony, not supposed to bring any weapons.

And the guy leading the blot says, this is going to be the start of the wild hunt.

And the basis, Wild Hunt ideology or mythology, that was going to be the start of cleaning the world of non-whites and lefties and anti-fash kind of thing.

So we get to the point, he says his whole prayer, and then he's like, he has this machete, and he's like, we're all in a circle.

Pretty much everybody's kneeling.

I don't know how I ended up at the back of the goat, but I'm at the back of the goat.

I guess it's better than being at the head if he's swinging a machete, but...

So we're sitting there with a goat and he rears back and he's rearing back.

He's practicing, you know, and somebody finally says, just do it, man.

And he comes down as hard as he can with that machete on the back neck of the goat.

And I'm not sure it broke a hair.

I don't know if the blade was not sharp or the back strap of the goat was so thick that

It just went bad, you know?

And I'm like, oh, man, I'm back there holding it.

And I'm like, this is going to turn bad.

There's going to be blood everywhere.

This is going to be ravaging.

But it didn't happen.

And somebody says, hey, does anybody have a pistol?