Scott Payne
👤 Speaker
1501
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
It's more of a crawl space.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And I could touch the wall probably on both sides.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I see that they have both brandished their pistols.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
One outlaw follows me, and he stands on the steps with his pistol, and he's watching.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And clothesline proceeds to tell me, I need you to—he says—
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
There's a lot of shit going on, and it's my job to take care of my brothers.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I need you to take off.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Because I want you to write down your full name, date of birth, social security, everything.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
And I need you to take all your clothes off.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I need to check you for a wire.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I would love to say yes to that answer, but I was shitting gold.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I was having an adrenaline dump.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
I had that panic.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
It's the fight or flight or freeze.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Wednesday 2025
Yeah, midbrain is in charge.