Scott Payne
speaker
1,501 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 27 Dec
Scott Payne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And we ended up like the guy leading the block eyes and tried to, he thought he was going to chop his head off.
We were all in a circle around it after praying and everything.
And then, uh, he went to hit it on the back strap with this big blade and it didn't even.
It didn't do nothing.
It was like, all you hear is thunk.
And then the guy was like, bah.
And I'm like, oh, man, this is going to get bloody.
And then somebody asked if somebody had a weapon, and one of them did.
Actually, the person who was least qualified to be holding the firearms in that group
was the one who had the pistol wow and we were like what the hell are you doing with a pistol they took it from him and uh and then eisen um he's gonna put one in the goat's head he chambers around kind of points towards the goat turns his head and that's when i'm yelling i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa that's the instructor coming out i'm like all right i'm like he's like he's like what i could dude we're all on our knees in a circle
look at what you're shooting at too much to ask you're gonna shoot one of us and he looked and put one in his head five even on the recording you could hear it hit the ground and you think you're done uh it was still kicking he had named it gar uh because his middle name was garfield and his grandfather was garfield um and i remember at one point he was like before we went down there i said is it bad that i feel sorry for the goat and he said don't you let the goat hear you say that
This goat needs to know it's loved.
It's going to Valhalla.
This is the kickoff of basically a race war, the wild hunt.
And I'm like, all right, I'll just push that baseball down.
I'll never bring it up again.
And so he shoots it in the head, but it's still kicking like two, three minutes later.
I know it's probably like after convulsions or whatever, but I'm like, man, why don't you go ahead and put another one in it?
He goes, no, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
I said, well, you know, we want the goat to be loved, right?
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