Sean Farish

I never lied to Congress, although it would have been really fun.

Because I was at January 6th, did nothing wrong.

As a matter of fact, Antifa slashed my tires.

In the back of my head, I had my fingers crossed.

And I was like, all right, J6 committee, how about a subpoena, right?

Bring me in there.

Bring me in there.

Because I would have put my feet up on the desk and I would have broke out.

I would have said, you really want your favorite president?

To testify to you losers, you're looking at AOC, loser.

You look at Adam Kinzinger with his swollen face.

He's got a swollen, puffy face.

He drinks too much.

He cries too much, too.

Lying Liz Cheney.

I would have loved to have just talked to them like that in the J6 committee because it was on TV like that.

I would have been held in contempt and it would have been a whole thing.

Probably wouldn't have been an enjoyable experience after that part, but it would have been really, really funny.

And, you know, they say the process is the punishment.

I would have been the one levying the process on them, which I thought would have been...