Sean Howard

Sean Howard's F1 Corner.

I reckon these bloody tractors out there are racing to see who actually finishes racing.

So many of them don't finish the race.

It's almost like you're racing to see if your car can actually make a full bloody race.

God, you don't see this in the V8s, mate.

G'day, Cunts.

Can I get your opinion on a topic that's really, I think it's dividing the nation, and I'm surprised that Labour and National or those other lettuce-eating, shoplifting fucks haven't brought this up as one of their election policies.

But is it pronounced kebab or kebab?

It's that fucking stupid New World ad for old Boomer sitting there talking about his world-famous kebabs and how paprika is God's gift to all condiments.

But when our mate the butcher shows up as the daughter's new hop-on, he says... I hope we get more of this.

All right, Cogsuckers, sounds like you need a replacement from Miserable Mash.

Yep.

I recommend Maniah Stewart.

He's not doing much on the radio and probably doing a bit more cash.

Matt Ward.

Oh, yep.

Good crack.

And maybe a guest, Lee Hart, once a week.