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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Lomu Day and its celebration?
Kesässä parasta on se, että on aikaa. Aikaa uppoutua kirjaan.
Chapter 2: How did England perform against Croatia during the recording?
Kokea jännitystä, iloa, rakkautta. Antaa tarinan viedä mennessään. Aikaa peli-illoille ja leikkisille hetkille.
Chapter 3: What were the highlights from Day 1 of the 2nd Test between Black Caps and England?
Yksin ja yhdessä. Missä ikinä oletkin. Elämäsi kesä alkaa suomalaisesta kirjakaupasta.
Barry Hilditch. Bash up again. New Zealand maintaining possession.
Chapter 4: What is the current status of the State of Origin series?
Wide to Lamu. He's got the bounce. He's handed off his opposite.
Lamu. Oh. Oh. G'day, Matt.
Chapter 5: What feedback do listeners have for the podcast in 'Yours Please' segment?
Happy Lomu Day. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. 31 years ago, Keith Quinn jizzed in his pants. Yeah. And apparently he had some line he'd written down, which was all muscle and pump or something, wasn't it?
Yeah.
But he couldn't find the bit of paper. So that noise is just him looking for the – because, you know, commentators always have those lines written down. Yeah. And he had one for Lomu. A really weird line. If he'd said all muscle and pump, he would have – There's something worse about that than jizzing in your pants. Very nudist colony. It was just so perfect. Yeah, it was.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the performance of the English cricket team?
He steamrolled Mike Catt. He was off balance and he used an English player to right himself by running over the top of him. So 31 years ago, and RIP Jonah Lomu, but happy Lomu Day. Mike Catt ended up having quite a good career, didn't he? He played for a long time. He did. Even though he came back from that humiliation.
Yeah, I think he hit the gym after that, and he got a little bit bigger because he was the size of Terry Wright when he got steamrolled by Lomu. Well, you didn't used to have to deal with that kind of shit, did you? Nah. You didn't have to deal with those giant buses coming at you down the wing. Do you think that the likes of Joan Lomu fast-tracked
basically players hitting the gym and the protein and the peptides. Yeah. Arguably ruined the sport because I feel like they need to drop one player from rugby. To make a bit more space. Yeah, because everyone's got too big and fast. Who do you drop? One of the centres.
Chapter 7: What are the opinions on the cultural exchange between Americans and Europeans?
Fullback? No, no, I reckon you drop 12 or 13. Oh, okay, it's not a bad idea. So you have first five centre wing. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not bad. Either that or number eight. Yeah. Yeah. You've got to, someone's got to bring the- I think the halfback's pretty important. You've got to get the ball out there. It'd be a real cat amongst the pigeons if you took the halfback out and then everyone else just had turns. It kind of happens in league. Yeah. Right, let's get into it.
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Is it coming home? It is coming home, I think. Harry Kane scored two goals. I think it's coming home. England 3-2.
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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about sports commentary?
On my way to work this morning, it looks 7.30. Just absolute lizard central in any bar. Just English pieces of crap. Just chain smoking outside watching. I think most of them are outside chain smoking watching it through the window. Two things are happening at the moment. The Europeans are seeing America and loving it for the large samples and how everything's so sorted over there.
Everything from a hospitality perspective is so sorted and from a sporting perspective so supportive. And the Americans are realising how much Europeans drink. Oh, yeah. Because I think Boston's nearly been drunk dry by the Scottish. Scottish.
The footage of the Scottish fans is some of the greatest footage of all time because the Americans, there's a great piece of footage of a guy who looks after one of the public parks there. Yeah. And all the Scots fans went and did preloading there. And he's like, and he's like the interviewer and he goes, they all cleaned up after themselves. Look.
They all pick their rubbish up and put it into rubbish bags. These are the greatest humans on earth. It's weird. It's some kind of cultural exchange. You'd think that Europe and America would know each other better, but they don't. Yeah. And the media always tells both sides that either part is on fire. Yeah. So they get there.
So I think what's going to happen is that they're going to supersize the drinks portions in Europe. They're going to take that back. And just food size is going to go up. And I think Americans, because Americans don't drink a lot. No. So I think Americans just might have to start drinking more. Yeah. I think that'll be the cultural exchange.
Bigger servings to Europe and just getting absolutely wankered around your sports team. It is. It's great. That's actually some of the best content coming out of the World Cup has been the fan stuff. Like even the Norwegians, buddy, rowing everywhere. They sit down in the middle of the street and start rowing. And I love how the Dutch walk from side to side. There's some weird shit going on.
Is that the Dutch angle? What is that? Why do they do that? I don't know. What do we do? What are the all white supporters doing over there? What I have enjoyed is that, you know, we normally go to the World Cup and everyone goes, you know, it's great. It's like you're getting the sticker. It's like running a fun run. Yeah. And you kind of get the participation medal at the end.
But that goal between Just and – it's funny because it's Elijah Wood.
Yeah.
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