Seth Dale

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106 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard Dec 2024

Seth Dale’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I don't know what I'm doing.
I just want to draw a record that's not true in the slightest.
Man, pointless hole. I'm going to need to catch up. Call her a pointless hole.
Rachel, this is for you. Don't blink or you'll miss it. I brought a modern version of one of the first tricks I used to do. Oh, shit. Need my trusty magic wands. Rachel, did you see what happened?
It changed. What? and filled back up. Ta-da!
Wait, there's another one in there. I know what you're thinking, Mark. Change it back. Ta-da!
There's two bottles.
That was nuts.
That's his piss, by the way. It is. I want the magic piss. Sam, this is for you. Let's keep going. Sam, I'm going to tell you the truth. The lower the number, the quicker this goes. Can you pick a number for me between 1 and 52? Five. Beautiful. Any reason?
Perfect. Now, here's what we're going to do. I left a prediction. I'm going to leave this right over here for you.
Just some suspenseful. Sam, here's what we're going to do. Watch. I'm going to do this really slow. We're going to go one, two, three, four, five. Actually, before we start, do you have a pocket? I'm going to give you a prediction.
I'll give you a prediction. Do me a favor. Place this in your pocket. Don't look at it just yet.
Perfect. All right, we're going to count to five.
All right, ready? We go one, two, three, four, and five. Keep me honest. Here, I'll do it like this so everybody can see. Now, before we show you your card, I want to tell you it's not the same card.
Because there's only one of each. It's actually your card divided in half.
Okay, here we go.
Seven.
What about it? My prediction, shit, was your card divided in half.
All right, here, go ahead. No, he was five. Take a look for me.
What about five? You can't put an Asian girl on the screen. I want to show you something.
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