Shalom Auslander
speaker
223 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 10 May
Shalom Auslander’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
The apartment door did open.
And Joe did appear.
Danish peed in excitement.
Donut crapped in fear.
Joe was thin and pale.
and he wore a rumpled brown suit.
The badge hanging from his chest pocket read, Mail Room.
There was a woman with him, too, a woman Danish and Donut had never seen before.
She had thin hair and thick glasses, and she and Joe wrestled their way through the doorway as one, groping and feeling and rubbing each other as if each had somehow lost the keys in the other's pants' pockets.
Joe groaned and tore open her blouse.
Danish and Donut pressed their noses to the glass.
There better be apples in there, said Danish.
Forgive me, Joe, for doubting you, prayed Donut.
Joe lifted the woman into his arms.
To hell with dinner, he whispered.
She threw her head back and laughed, and as they headed down the hallway toward his bedroom, Joe switched the living room lights off with his elbow.
Darkness.
Donut looked at Danish.
Danish looked at Donut.
We have brought this upon ourselves, said Donut.
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