Shalom Auslander
speaker
223 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 10 May
Shalom Auslander’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Some hamsters didn't even have a cage, let alone a habitrail and an exercise wheel.
How could he have been so ungrateful?
He barely even used the blessed exercise wheel, a beautiful exercise wheel that any hamster would love, and Donut had only ever used it once.
He was ashamed of himself.
No wonder there wasn't any food.
Why should Joe give him anything more if he couldn't appreciate what he had already been given?
Donut closed his eyes and silently thanked Joe for starving him in order to show him the error of his ways.
"'Forgive me,' he prayed.
And with that, Donut hurried out of bed and climbed onto the exercise wheel.
He ran as fast as he could, huffing and puffing, regret and retribution nipping at his heels.
Danish, meanwhile, was going mad.
He'd been tricked, tricked by Joe.
He was even hungrier now than he'd been before he'd eaten Joe's cursed apple.
Oh, yes, very good, Joe, yes, quite witty, shouted Danish.
Well done, old boy, touche.
Back on the exercise wheel, Donut could run no more.
He stumbled back to bed.
Danish stood on his hind legs and flailed uselessly at the glass walls until he became exhausted.
Donut prayed.
And behold, suddenly, the doorknob did turn.
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