Shalom Auslander
speaker
223 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 10 May
Shalom Auslander’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Sure it is, said Danish.
I can read the spine.
Along came a spider by James Patterson.
He dropped down and shook his head.
Oh, no, he does not.
Donut squinted a moment longer.
Damn, it was a paperback.
Why would Joe abandon them?
Why would he leave a sign for them right there on the foyer table and then make it not a sign?
And why James Patterson?
What did it all mean?
He does not read James freaking Patterson, cried Danish.
Our salvation?
Our provider?
We must be out of our minds.
It's a test, Donut said as he curled back up in his bed.
He's testing our faith.
Danish stood on his hind legs and flailed uselessly at the glass wall until he became exhausted.
He took a drink of water, climbed up into the plastic treehouse, and curled into a tight, angry ball.
I happen to find Patterson thought-provoking and suspenseful, Donut said after a moment.
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