Shalom Auslander
speaker
223 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 10 May
Shalom Auslander’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
You what?
asked Danish.
Did you just say you find James Patterson thought-provoking and suspenseful?
Jesus Christ, open your eyes, Donut.
Don't you see what he's doing to us?
Holding our food over our heads like this?
Dangling our fate before us like a banana raisin nut bar tied to the end of a stick?
Look at you, Donut.
Are you so desperate to believe that you're actually defending James Patterson?
I thought Cat and Mouse was a taut psychological thriller, said Donut.
Oh, bite me, said Danish.
Donut closed his eyes.
Hunger stabbed sharply at his stomach, but he would never admit it to Danish.
Where the hell was Joe?
Danish rummaged frantically through the seed shells and shavings that covered the floor of their transparent little world.
He isn't coming, he said, looking for even a sliver of a husk of a shell of a seed.
He isn't coming.
Donut nestled deeper into his bed, eyes shut tight in fervent concentration.
May he who has fed us yesterday, he prayed, feed us again today and tomorrow and forever.
Amen.
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