Shalom Auslander
speaker
223 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 10 May
Shalom Auslander’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yes, Danish suddenly shouted.
Yaha!
He pulled a brown chunk of apple from beneath a small mound at the back of the cage and raised it victoriously overhead.
Without even stopping to knock off the stray bits of cedar and pine needle that stuck to its sides, Danish opened his mouth wide and dropped it in.
He made quite a show of chewing it, mm-ing and oh-ing and ah-ing, finally swallowing it with a loud, dramatic gulp.
He smiled, patted his stomach, and burped, a deep, long belch of satisfaction.
He washed it down with a few drops of water and slid down to the floor with a contented sigh.
Donut watched Danish, a sour mix of jealousy and disdain on his face.
His stomach groaned.
Where the hell was Joe?
Donut stood up and stomped over to Danish, who looked up at him lazily.
Well, demanded Donut.
Well, what?
Well, maybe you could give a little thanks, said Donut.
Thanks, asked Danish.
To who?
To Joe, Danish.
To Joe.
For what?
For the apple he gave you.
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