Shalom Auslander
speaker
223 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 10 May
Shalom Auslander’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The apple he gave me, asked Danish.
I found that apple myself.
Do you think the apple just grew there?
Donut shouted.
How did the apple get there, Danish?
We searched this cage a thousand times and never found a thing.
That apple was a miracle, a gift.
Joe heard my prayers, and he brought forth upon this cage a holy apple.
His stomach grumbled.
Danish belched again and rubbed his belly with pride.
Accept, Donut, that you didn't get any food.
You asked, I received.
Seems like a strange system to me.
He sucked a piece of apple rind out from between his teeth.
Not that I'm complaining.
You know what?
Next time, why don't you ask him for a carrot?
I simply must start getting more fiber.
Joe grants food to those who need it most, replied Donut bitterly.
Danish tired quickly of Donut's lectures, particularly when he was hungry, which he suddenly was.
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