Shane Mauss
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530 appearances
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first heard Jul 2026
last heard 3 Jul
Shane Mauss’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino · Shane Mauss Is Back On The Show! | Whiskey Ginger · 3 Jul 2026
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They think they're drowning.
People are like at a boat.
The fucking poor thing doesn't move very fast, but the fastest it moves is in the water and it's trying to get laid.
They think it's healthy.
Meanwhile, they're covered in these fucking mites with rare diseases.
But they're this archetype of how does this thing exist?
They hardly move and everything.
They're basically a very sophisticated gut hanging in a tree.
But
But they... So there's been plenty of larger, more ferocious, faster sloths.
They're all extinct.
The two sloths that stuck around, two and three finger sloths, they're unrelated.
They aren't related.
There's no... They aren't cousins.
Their last ancestor was like 30 million years ago.
It was more like an anteater or something.
And then they went off on separate branches and...
And then because this is called convergent evolution, because of these very specific ecological constraints and opportunities within systems, they converged on this very similar morphology where
Most people would look at them and not be able to tell them apart.
I'd tell them apart.
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