Shane Mauss Is Back On The Show! | Whiskey Ginger

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What happens in the opening Bad Game Show and intro with the hosts?

Andrew Santino 0:06
I'm Andrew Santino. I'm Bobby Lee. And welcome to the Bad Game Show.
Unknown 0:13
It's the Bad Game Show.
Andrew Santino 0:14
And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. Back off. I'll mess you up. Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here, guys? What is this right here? Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common?
Producer/Researcher (Unknown) 0:28
They're all scumbags.
Andrew Santino 0:30
Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys.
Unknown 0:34
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino 0:35
Is this the game where we have to figure out what the F your mother is saying?
Unknown 0:40
How old is my wife?
Andrew Santino 0:41
I'm gonna put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth. If you were in prison, dude, easy access. I am thoroughly aroused. Is this your son?
Show Intro/Ad Voice (Unknown) 0:50
Oh, my God. How did I get here?
Producer/Researcher (Unknown) 0:52
I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian.
Andrew Santino 0:55
Oh! Wow! Yeah. Stop hitting on my mom, okay? Our next game. Time to get handsy. Buzz in before he does, because it's a game show.
Unknown 1:07
I nailed it! January 6th! 9-11! What a show, you asshole.
Shane Mauss 1:14
Was that a good... Do you consider that a good episode? What's the barometer?
Andrew Santino 1:20
Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by FanDuel. Hey, Whisking fans, I am doing one more show. One more show. August 7th, I'm going to be taking myself to St. Charles, Missouri, a.k.a. St. Louis, St. Louis. I'll be there August 7th. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com.
Show Intro/Ad Voice (Unknown) 1:42
In here, we pour whiskey. Whiskey.
Unknown 2:03
Ginger. I like gingers.
Andrew Santino 2:06
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Dinner. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. It's the return of Shane Moss! We were talking heavily about Shane's prior to the episode because Shane said, how many Shane's do you have in your phone? And I said, I don't know. And we looked and I think there was seven or eight that we just counted.
Shane Mauss 2:23
I'm a pathetic excuse of a Shane. I have less Shane's in my phone than you do. And Shane's are supposed to really stick together. Because you're at war against? The Sean's.
Andrew Santino 2:36
The Sean's.
Shane Mauss 2:37
Yeah, they got the numbers. We're supposed to have the brains, but I don't know.
Andrew Santino 2:40
You think it's Shane over Sean? I would like to see how many Sean's are in my life. I'm thinking all my Sean's.
Shane Mauss 2:44
You got so many more Sean's.
Andrew Santino 2:46
I have way more Sean. My childhood best friend is Sean. And I got to tell you.
Shane Mauss 2:49
You just might be... I'm a little more of an introvert than you are, so that might be part of it.
Andrew Santino 2:52
Here's the irony. I'm probably more of an introvert than you think. It's just I have to fake the funk to live amongst humans.
Shane Mauss 3:01
You get to live in your van and party. I do. My dream scenario is I'm out on federal land somewhere where there hasn't been a human for... Like months. And there's just no one around. I have no cell phone service. No one would hear it if I screamed or anything.
Andrew Santino 3:22
You want to be on the show alone, right? We love that. All right, here we go. Sean's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. That's a lot of Sean's. And all of them are S-E-A-N. These are all walks of life for me. Some of these are business associates. Two of these are my closest friends. One of them is an old booker. One of them is a friend of a friend. I'm good with friends of a friend.
Shane Mauss 3:52
Yeah, see, I won't take someone's number.
Andrew Santino 3:56
If you said to me, hey, Santino, this guy, I really like this guy. He wants to come see you at a show, and then we'd have a beer afterwards. Because I like you so much, I assume, well, this guy's got to be good. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. By osmosis.
Shane Mauss 4:11
I got five Shans in my phone. I was just DMing five Shans in my phone. Five Shans is not bad. Not bad. Oh, one's me. I was just DMing Taurus. I don't know. I feel like I keep up with the Shans.
Andrew Santino 4:33
You keep up. You keep up. And by the way, before we get too in-depth, We're going to link it down below. This handsome gentleman has two specials right now on YouTube. Yeah, something like that. First trip, second trip, right?
Shane Mauss 4:46
It's trips. First dose and second dose.
Andrew Santino 4:48
First dose and second dose.
Shane Mauss 4:49
Two trips. It was a lot of figuring out what... First, we're going to go clickbaity and call the first one LSD versus mushrooms because it's fun rage baiting the psychedelic crowd because they have very strong opinions about this silly shit.

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