Ryan Sickler Has Been Through Some SH*T | Whiskey Ginger
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What does Andrew Santino announce at the start of the episode?
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In here We pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You were that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy Ginger. Like that. The ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, $75 for the horse. Gingers are. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.
You're an Adidas man. You should get an Adidas contract. I
mean, if they fucking
I don't know why they don't sign you. You've always been an Adidas contract. I
have. Thank you for
You know you never deviate. I never see you rock anything.
I have I've just recently, seriously in the past two years, bought a couple pairs of Nikes because my feet are fucked.
How do the hosts transition into a discussion about shoes and Adidas?
It's not the shoes. What do you mean? What's wrong with your feet? Well, I got a disease in my legs, so my feet are like crazy high arches and shit. And Adidas have a natural kind of high arch in them. So but also it comes from playing soccer all those years where soccer shoes are Adidas, Puma, Diodora. True. You know, so I wore those shoes for a while and then they started developing Yeah, also you had the the shell toes and then they started developing the running shoes and all that shit. Yeah. So Adidas has just been solid, bro.
You heard it, Adidas. Sponsor Sickler. Oh yeah. The uh in the in Germany. Have you heard of this Ryan Sickler? We're thinking about sponsoring him. He's a little bit tanner than we like, but He's got a little bit more melanin than we prefer for our athletes. Whenever I see you're the tenure. What about your brother
from Puma?
Yeah. We got your brother over Puma. Why don't you call Pumas? They really like a little bit of this colour. You know
that I believe it's true. One one brother did Puma, like they split. Yeah. 'Cause they got
in an argument, yeah.
That's so brotherly too. I'll
open
up
my own shoe company.
And then it's good. You know what I mean?
It's good. But they're but it is funny because Puma did do well. You'd think your brother, you'd be like, Yeah, good luck. Bitch.
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. You go start a whole new brand no one's ever heard of. Okay. With a
cat. Adidas is the king. Oh, no doubt. You can't you can't find it. Yeah, I'm tan, bro. Yeah, I'm tan, bro. I like scared. I like to get a So tan.
tan. I walk I walk out in the the sun.
What story does Ryan share about his dermatologist visit and a possible melanoma?
I like to walk in the sun. I got a sunroof. Like a
little Japanese girl. I use an umbrella.
Just
walking?
Just kiss through the sunroof.
Yeah. Little smooch. He got mad at me because I talked about his car. I need to introduce, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Jim. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that from my guest, but I mean once again today. It's the return of Ryan Sickler, the tan god. The tan god is here.
That's
so funny. It was someone asked me one time, they're like, Oh, have you ever had a convertible? You live in California. I was like, dude, this is not convertible skin. Convertible skin.
Blow up in dust and convertible? Convertible to me? No. Did you ever have a Jeep or anything top off?
Dude,
brother. Even in Chicago. Most cars I ever
owned didn't even have sunroofs. I was scared of that. Yeah. I don't even need the reflective glass up there. I need full coverage.
You know what? No fucking around. You see this red spot on my neck right here?
Yeah.
All right. It's new ish. Uh
oh.
And after all that hospital bullshit, I had to get on new medications. And one day I noticed it and I'm like, I wonder if that's a side effect of like one of these medications. So I go to the dermatologist to get my um you know, melanoma checkup and I go, What is this? Is that from medication? She just smiling at me. She goes, You know what that's from? I go, What? And she goes, Driving. I go, Nuh uh. She goes, That's the sun coming through the window.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Andrew Santino announce at the start of the episode?
0:00–1:04
2
How do the hosts transition into a discussion about shoes and Adidas?
1:04–2:31
3
What story does Ryan share about his dermatologist visit and a possible melanoma?
2:31–6:19
4
How does the conversation shift to the car‑accident/seat‑belt story and its aftermath?
6:19–45:24
5
What crazy story does Ryan tell about the drunken woman who stole a truck?
45:24–53:47
6
How does the conversation shift to the unique Baltimore accent and its quirks?
53:47–1:09:21
7
What wild tales does Ryan share about the junk‑yard crew and the odometer‑rolling specialist?
1:09:21–1:25:03
8
How does Ryan describe his time at UPS, the package‑theft schemes, and the ‘black‑box’ scams?
1:25:03–1:35:03
Speakers
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