Shane Topp
speaker
611 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 22 Jun
Shane Topp’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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What I like about it is, you know, a lot of our bathrooms are gender neutral, but sometimes they're gender neutral and they're still built specifically where you're like, oh, this used to be a men's room.
So you have to lock the door behind you because they can only be you in there because you don't know who's going to walk in.
And there's two urinals and a still locked stall on the left.
And so I'm like, I have two layers of protection.
No one's going to walk in.
I can just.
Two barriers.
If someone's trying to get to you, you're like, good luck.
I'm going to finish shitting before you can kill me.
No, no, no.
I'm going to take this in there for a minute, give it a test drive.
The employees turn to you and go, go to the bathroom.
Probably.
No.
I just, like...
I don't know, when you're out with your, I remember being out with my family when I was a kid, shopping, and if you had to use the restroom, what's the nicest option?
Oh, hope they have a bathroom in the Circuit City.
No, there's a Barnes & Noble right there.
That's so true.
But no one wants to see a man with a beard eat soup.
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