Shaparak Khorsandi

Some bozos found to marry her too. Oh, I wish I was wrong.

Some bozos found to marry her too. Oh, I wish I was wrong.

But Estelle, at 14, I was in love with the drawing of Morton Harker.

But Estelle, at 14, I was in love with the drawing of Morton Harker.

Between us and anyone listening, it's also the age my grandmother got married. OK, all right. So only a few centuries. Anyway.

Between us and anyone listening, it's also the age my grandmother got married. OK, all right. So only a few centuries. Anyway.

for the guests. I would love that. Maybe a merry-go-round. Great. And those orbs, those orbs that you go into. Oh, the zorbing, yeah. Yeah, zorbing, and you roll around in. Great. Yeah, am I right? Am I close?

for the guests. I would love that. Maybe a merry-go-round. Great. And those orbs, those orbs that you go into. Oh, the zorbing, yeah. Yeah, zorbing, and you roll around in. Great. Yeah, am I right? Am I close?

I mean, Sheffield was not that shocked.

I mean, Sheffield was not that shocked.

Well, you did sort of preface it with be fair to the crowd. So this was at the actual wedding ceremony, not a stag do.

Well, you did sort of preface it with be fair to the crowd. So this was at the actual wedding ceremony, not a stag do.

I'm just kind of thinking about this 14-year-old lad who's gone to bed with his brand new wife. like, waited for her to fall asleep and then tiptoed out again to, like, lick wine off someone's nip-nips. You know what? I think it happened.

I'm just kind of thinking about this 14-year-old lad who's gone to bed with his brand new wife. like, waited for her to fall asleep and then tiptoed out again to, like, lick wine off someone's nip-nips. You know what? I think it happened.

I'm going to do that when I next get married.

I'm going to do that when I next get married.

No.

No.

Okay, so why don't I just name that?

Okay, so why don't I just name that?