Shayne Topp

She's like, you're way too serious. You love me too much. I'd be like, yeah, I'd eat you. I'd eat you if you were a plant.

She's like, you're way too serious. You love me too much. I'd be like, yeah, I'd eat you. I'd eat you if you were a plant.

I love the top comment. The top comment is, being single is underrated. 14,000 upvotes. She's like, hey, man, don't deal with that. Yeah. Someone said, in my humble opinion, she wanted divorce before that. I believe she used this convo as an opportunity to tell you. In other words, I don't think you had anything to do with it.

I love the top comment. The top comment is, being single is underrated. 14,000 upvotes. She's like, hey, man, don't deal with that. Yeah. Someone said, in my humble opinion, she wanted divorce before that. I believe she used this convo as an opportunity to tell you. In other words, I don't think you had anything to do with it.

I hope I'm wrong, but... Someone else said, can't imagine being together with someone that dull. Maybe a divorce is for the best. Might even go for an annulment if it's possible, so no division of assets. Not the asshole. Damn. Yeah. Um...

I hope I'm wrong, but... Someone else said, can't imagine being together with someone that dull. Maybe a divorce is for the best. Might even go for an annulment if it's possible, so no division of assets. Not the asshole. Damn. Yeah. Um...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, we don't have any real plants on camera anywhere.

Yeah, we don't have any real plants on camera anywhere.

Those are not real.

Those are not real.

And we've gotten in fights with those plants. Yeah.

And we've gotten in fights with those plants. Yeah.

Okay. You know what this... So I'm fired. You know what this story reminds me of is the legend of Lotion Man, which was another story we read where a lady was getting out of the shower and she put a little lotion on her finger and made a little smiley face and a little hair on her finger. And she goes to her husband, she goes, hey look, it's Lotion Man.

Okay. You know what this... So I'm fired. You know what this story reminds me of is the legend of Lotion Man, which was another story we read where a lady was getting out of the shower and she put a little lotion on her finger and made a little smiley face and a little hair on her finger. And she goes to her husband, she goes, hey look, it's Lotion Man.

And he just leaves the house, gets in his car and fucking leaves. and it uncovers that there was a whole affair and everything going on, and that was just the moment that he lost it.

And he just leaves the house, gets in his car and fucking leaves. and it uncovers that there was a whole affair and everything going on, and that was just the moment that he lost it.

He was having an affair, yeah.

He was having an affair, yeah.