Shirley Glass

You'll get oral sex from me the day that boy next door walks on the moon.

No, no, that was just the opposite.

No.

We've gone to restaurants with you and pretended we didn't know you.

Well, when you were younger, and let's say that your manner of dressing didn't exactly conform to the style.

The other people in the restaurant.

Back when Daddy would look at you, and he would start popping jelly cells when we'd go out to eat.

And I'd say, now, Barry, people are going to look at him, they're going to look at us, and they're going to know that we did not pick out his clothes.

Find a nice girl and get married.

We always end up this way, don't we?

Well, that was the first rule of journalism you taught me.

No matter what they ask you, be sure to get your point in.