Simon Harris

They didn't even protest.

I've been supporting fisheries five nights a week with a battered cotton larch from Geno's.

And, of course, we empathise with the quarries.

Because digging yourself into a never-ending pit is the title of the programme for government.

Next.

These are handouts to vested business interests, Minister.

But there's nothing for PAYE workers who are also shafted in the budget.

That's not true, sir.

We've just issued a patronising guide on how to save energy.

Fully useful tips that treat citizens like they're as tick as a GAA umpire with a concussion.

What?

Here's a rando tip.

Only use electricity after 11 in the evening.

deal because that's normally when i have my phone plugged in behind the bar we're still stuck on fossil fuels because several governments have failed to deliver renewable energy in the windiest place in europe well there's a new wind farm in offaly it's a groundbreaking development for the county marking the very first time that something of interest has happened in offaly that didn't involve crime scene tape and a sad face reporter that wind farm is paid for by amazon because data centers keep sucking the power out of the grid for very little return to the state i have

to disagree it's a massive step forward in the right direction after several considerable lunges in the wrong direction and Jeff Bezos is a friend to Ireland the things that man has done even put Katy Perry in space unfortunately she got back down again but that wasn't his fault Irish electricity prices were already some of the highest in Europe before the crisis even started what are you doing about that well

Gracias for your queso.

Cheese?

We are discussing a leaky interconnector with a Spain.

We'll have an extension cord rolled out under the sea.

I mean, that sounds class.