Simon Harris

Served up by transition year students yawning at you in a polyester waistcoat.

Cheers, I'll be stone dead if they are.

The Pat Kenny Show on Newstalk.

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Now, plans were discussed this week for The Giant, a controversial 25 million euro sculpture for George's Dock in Dublin.

It's the final straw for Dubliners, along with the botched redesign of Stephen's Green Shopping Centre, Imelda May.

Good morning.

How are you, chicken?

Why are they like the carp?

And what they be doing to our fair city with the halfpenny and the five lamps and all?

How's your father?

Well, as...

as a fellow dub, Imelda.

Go away, you, with that, Pat.

No way.

No, it's true, I'm a bona fide dub and I'm bleeding raging about the minging do-up of the Stephen's Green Centre, not to mention this giant, the bleeding pox bottle.

And the Stephen's Green Centre, the one we have now, reminds me of the riverboat my uncle took emigrating to the New World.

And we'd be doing the lepping around the green, Pat, and the clocking there was the only way we knew what time it was to go home.

And we'd hop on the back of the coal man's horse and cart and go straight to the Waxey's Dargill for a bowl of coddle.