Simon Harris
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Aye, why should the leader of the opposition be expected to drag a running mate across the lane in her own backyard at a time of record low support for government parties, hey?
Anyway, this election isn't about me.
It's about the cost of living.
And I see we're calling for mini-budgets again.
I do love a mini-budget.
Fewer numbers to remember than the real one.
Well, speaking of numbers, there's one in particular we might mark.
Just blow on the candle and make a wish.
What did you wish for, boss?
A united Ireland and Brad Pitt coming up from Cork to give me the birthday bumps.
And I know it's far-fetched, but at least it's theoretically possible that in my lifetime... A united Ireland.
...Brad Pitt will be doing a film in Canberra and in the mood for a smooch.
Hello, it's us again.
See the chaos on the I'm a Celebrity All Stars Live Final.
Celebs screaming at each other.