Simon Harris

I already know they're going to be a fashion icon.

How's that?

They're not even born yet and they're already in Vogue.

Ah, for God's sake.

That's a disgrace, Vogue.

That's an actual...

The GAA Championship has really sparked a life, Marty.

Oh, it's saucier than the left leg of Marty's chinos after a plate of buffalo wings.

Yeah.

Last weekend, Donegal were knocked out of Ulster, losing to the County of Down.

It was as surprising and unexpectedly pleasant as that time I had to eat a tub of coleslaw with a Kit Kat finger.

Ross Common clattered Mayo and Connacht setting up a provincial final between the rampant Rossies and the tribesmen.

How many times do I have to say it?

Mayo is only good for Coleslaw.

And of course all sorts of drama unfolding in the hurling.

Yeah, Cork and Limerick was a stone cold classic.

No, not the monster hurling, Des.

That's for basic bitches.

The real drama is up an anthem.

Players threatening strike action while the county board scrambles to insist that Davy Fitz isn't getting the boot.