Simon Harris
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Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
Your rise to power inspires me greatly, your royal slyness.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
Well, it's an unelected rule.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
By the way, your face is on the money.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
I haven't had my face on money since that night with the porn star.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
Well, what is this about you putting your face on the US passport?
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
We're running out of jet fuel, but people will be less inclined to fly if they get a jump scare every time they open their passport.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
Thought you'd never ask.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
We tea off after a high-carbon lunch?
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
I know you like the environment.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
You're going to love how we melted down a polar ice cap to irrigate 18 holes of herbicide-scented freedom.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
Oh, dear Lord, not golf.
Callan's Kicks
Last Late Late and Mary Lou’s too?
Yeah, we killed all the wildlife with Trump steaks to stop them nibbling the greens.