Simon Harris
speaker
1,087 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 1 May
Simon Harris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Your rise to power inspires me greatly, your royal slyness.
Well, it's an unelected rule.
Precisely.
2028, here I come!
What have I said?
By the way, your face is on the money.
I haven't had my face on money since that night with the porn star.
Well, what is this about you putting your face on the US passport?
Thank you.
We're running out of jet fuel, but people will be less inclined to fly if they get a jump scare every time they open their passport.
Right, yes.
Well, tea time?
Thought you'd never ask.
Really?
A cup of tea?
We tea off after a high-carbon lunch?
I know you like the environment.
You're going to love how we melted down a polar ice cap to irrigate 18 holes of herbicide-scented freedom.
Oh, dear Lord, not golf.
Yeah, we killed all the wildlife with Trump steaks to stop them nibbling the greens.
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