Simon Mills
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first heard Aug 2025
last heard 26 Dec
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But you need to do it with a little care because you don't want to lose too many friends.
Is it pungent?
It's the aroma you give out afterwards.
Your friends will be very polite, but they'll rather wish you hadn't.
And some people find that it does upset when they swallow gum.
But I have a little trick, which I call the garlic intensive, which is when everything is down, the gut is in the state, you maybe got a lung infection or whatever, and there's a lot of need for, if you like, an antibiotic type of treatment.
Raw garlic, what you do is, and for all sorts of reasons, Friday evening is the best time to do this because you've got the weekend ahead of you.
You take one of those cloves and...
First of all, on that day you haven't eaten so much, so you don't have so much on the way.
Then you take one of these cloves, you peel it, chop it up small pieces and swallow it with water.
You don't chew it, just chop it up and swallow it with a little bit of water and wait for half an hour just to make sure that that's okay, your stomach's okay to go ahead.
If it is, take another clove.
chop it up, swallow it.
Another half hour later, take another clove.
And if you start at 6 o'clock by 10 o'clock in the evening, you've got eight cloves inside you.
Eight.
And what's that going to do?
Well, at this point, you usually go to bed, and I would suggest you go to bed alone at this point because you're not very friendly at this point because you're oozing garlic.
The aroma of garlic is coming out of all your pores.
Incidentally, it's also coming out of...
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