Simon Rex
speaker
317 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 16 Mar
Simon Rex’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
I think they do, man. I think they love golf.
That's true. Not me. I like being a comic and a white male. Life is good, man. People always say comics want to be rock stars. I'm like, I don't want to be a rock star. Some douche with tight leather pants on and long hair.
Yeah.
Yeah, what am I? I'm going to be Steven Tyler out there? No, thank you. I like sitting at a bar, telling a joke, and making fun of fat people.
There you go.
What's his name in that? It's so likable. Oh, the tall guy for the comedy guy. John C. Reilly. Nazi Reilly? John C. Reilly.
Yeah, he's great in it.
Tom Cruise is awesome.
Phenomenal. That's his first one.
Oh, that's my favorite.
Yeah, I just love that movie. But I saw Inherent Vice on a date, and boy, was that a shit show.
No, just boring and the date wasn't going great. I made a move. I got shut down.
Yeah, that's not fun at all. But man, what a movie. Saw that in the theater as well. How about Tom Cruise and those tighty-whities looking pretty good, huh?
I think he's got... Yeah, I think he's hiding something. I mean, he's a Scientologist for all these years. Something's up.
But look, I'm glad to have him as an actor. He is a great movie star. Great movie. He's the movie star.
Yeah, Top Gun... You know he wouldn't take his Taiwan patch off on Top Gun? And China's like, we're not going to take the movie if you don't take that patch off. And he goes, leave it. So they probably lost out on billions of dollars selling it to China. But he wanted to keep the patch. Wow. Patch Adams. Yeah.
I love it.
Probably cheaper to go to space to shoot movies, to be honest. Now, how long do we get the first porno in space? That's coming.
Just going to hang up there? Yeah.
I got the title. Black holes.
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