Simon Templer

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5,902 appearances 15 recordings 2 series first heard May 2026 last heard 20 Sep

Simon Templer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 15 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 5.

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Oh, good afternoon. voice-verified

You're very kind. voice-verified

And it isn't everyone who'd invite a mere stranger in like this? voice-verified

The fact that it's my own apartment into which I'm being invited is voice-verified

Oh uh voice-verified

Did you uh find what you were looking for? voice-verified

That's exactly the way I feel about fat intruders who practice burglary in my apartment. voice-verified

You look like a fastidious rhinoceros with a taste for Bond Street tailoring. voice-verified

That makes two things you aren't. voice-verified

Suppose we trade him for one thing voice-verified

Sticking pins into the calf of his leg. voice-verified

And the man you tortured said he gave it to me? voice-verified

And he was doing a pretty good job of pulling your leg. voice-verified

What do you mean? voice-verified

Look, Roland P. voice-verified

Archibald, my tailor is due here at any moment with a newly made suit that I am very eager to try on. voice-verified

I'd be obliged to you if you picked up your marbles and voice-verified

Nice. voice-verified

That depends on whom it's being pointed at. voice-verified

I suppose you'd suspect an ulterior motive if I asked you for a closer look. voice-verified

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