Simon Templer

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5,902 appearances 15 recordings 2 series first heard May 2026 last heard 20 Sep

Simon Templer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 15 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 5.

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The envelope? voice-verified

Oh? voice-verified

You'll have time. voice-verified

When a man is shot, he doesn't just go plop like they do in the funny papers. voice-verified

First he clutches the spot where the bullet hit him and then he staggers around for a while. voice-verified

Then he lurches, swerves, sinks to one knee, gets up again. voice-verified

You know, nothing brings out the ham in a man like being shot. voice-verified

So voice-verified

You'll have to wait until I'm through with my dying act before you can reach into my pocket, Gus. voice-verified

By that time Yeah. voice-verified

Maybe you're right. voice-verified

Well, there will be no charge for the lesson. voice-verified

fire. voice-verified

Get down. voice-verified

Over here, behind this car. voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

Guess mine was the last lie you'll ever hear. voice-verified

Oh, it's you, Fatty. voice-verified

No rose by any other name. voice-verified

I suppose the same sort of reasoning applies to a rat. voice-verified

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