Simon Templer

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5,902 appearances 15 recordings 2 series first heard May 2026 last heard 20 Sep

Simon Templer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 15 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 5.

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I'd rather not answer that. voice-verified

And I'm a puzzled man, doctor. voice-verified

And one of the things that puzzles me is how you knew I was coming here. voice-verified

Hm, a friend who carries about seventy five extra pounds and that dislikes being called fatty, hmm? voice-verified

Not so sure I like your friends. voice-verified

Oh, then you are doing government work. voice-verified

Your fat friend is a terrible liar. voice-verified

Yeah, it's burning a hole in that pocket. voice-verified

Yes, it is rather nice, huh? voice-verified

Mishmash? voice-verified

The word I pick is why. voice-verified

Why what? voice-verified

Look, if this formula is mishmash, why does a fat man named Archibald want it so badly? voice-verified

Why does a kid named Gus threaten to gun me down for it and wind up getting a rifle slug ride into another world? voice-verified

And why is a new suit delivered with a bullet hole over the heart and why did voice-verified

Did uh did she say Fernandez? voice-verified

Well, I'm delighted to hear it. voice-verified

You have a father, a husband, perhaps, or is it a brother? voice-verified

Who might be mysteriously absent? voice-verified

How? voice-verified

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