Simon Templer

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6,151 appearances 16 recordings 2 series first heard May 2026 last heard yesterday

Simon Templer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 16 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 5.

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Now don't tell me it's your homework. voice-verified

And if I refuse to give it to you, you'll shoot me and take it from me, huh? voice-verified

You're new at this, aren't you? voice-verified

I know my way around. voice-verified

What happens when you shoot me here on the sidewalk? voice-verified

Eventually. voice-verified

But first a woman screams there's always a woman who screams, and people start running toward us and a cop comes tearing up and uh voice-verified

What do you do during all of this, guys? voice-verified

I run. voice-verified

The envelope? voice-verified

Oh? voice-verified

You'll have time. voice-verified

When a man is shot, he doesn't just go plop like they do in the funny papers. voice-verified

First he clutches the spot where the bullet hit him and then he staggers around for a while. voice-verified

Then he lurches, swerves, sinks to one knee, gets up again. voice-verified

You know, nothing brings out the ham in a man like being shot. voice-verified

So voice-verified

You'll have to wait until I'm through with my dying act before you can reach into my pocket, Gus. voice-verified

By that time Yeah. voice-verified

Maybe you're right. voice-verified

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