Skyler

You cow. They've always loved me. They've always empowered me. They've always been there for me. And then just one f***ing day off a whim, I think to myself, I'm too good for you. And I turn my back on the one thing that loved me more than anything else.

You cow. They've always loved me. They've always empowered me. They've always been there for me. And then just one f***ing day off a whim, I think to myself, I'm too good for you. And I turn my back on the one thing that loved me more than anything else.

You cow. They've always loved me. They've always empowered me. They've always been there for me. And then just one f***ing day off a whim, I think to myself, I'm too good for you. And I turn my back on the one thing that loved me more than anything else.

Wait, what segments do we have, Alyssa?

Wait, what segments do we have, Alyssa?

Wait, what segments do we have, Alyssa?

I've shown them.

I've shown them.

I've shown them.

You weren't bullied. You were bullied. This is you. You are the bully.

You weren't bullied. You were bullied. This is you. You are the bully.

You weren't bullied. You were bullied. This is you. You are the bully.

I asked a very good question about the Pope, and that spawned a beautiful conversation.

I asked a very good question about the Pope, and that spawned a beautiful conversation.

I asked a very good question about the Pope, and that spawned a beautiful conversation.

No, that's not what I said. I said, just to get through this initial. No, he didn't say that. He goes, I'm going to be smoking so much weed. No, no, just to get to this initial phase of feeling bad.

No, that's not what I said. I said, just to get through this initial. No, he didn't say that. He goes, I'm going to be smoking so much weed. No, no, just to get to this initial phase of feeling bad.

No, that's not what I said. I said, just to get through this initial. No, he didn't say that. He goes, I'm going to be smoking so much weed. No, no, just to get to this initial phase of feeling bad.

A hundred bucks, I can get out of this.

A hundred bucks, I can get out of this.

A hundred bucks, I can get out of this.

No, it was upstairs. It could have been my door because my window's open and it does close sometimes, but the door will just close.

No, it was upstairs. It could have been my door because my window's open and it does close sometimes, but the door will just close.

No, it was upstairs. It could have been my door because my window's open and it does close sometimes, but the door will just close.

I probably should quit.

I probably should quit.

I probably should quit.

I did. I'm quitting.

I did. I'm quitting.

I did. I'm quitting.

All I knew then, I was telling myself, when this ends, I'm going back to Zenz. I'm going to go back to Zenz. I don't think, even if Ryan does vape, I think if I can make it to Saturday, I could quit forever.

All I knew then, I was telling myself, when this ends, I'm going back to Zenz. I'm going to go back to Zenz. I don't think, even if Ryan does vape, I think if I can make it to Saturday, I could quit forever.

All I knew then, I was telling myself, when this ends, I'm going back to Zenz. I'm going to go back to Zenz. I don't think, even if Ryan does vape, I think if I can make it to Saturday, I could quit forever.

But I have to get to Saturday.

But I have to get to Saturday.

But I have to get to Saturday.

We also known that we were trying to go.

We also known that we were trying to go.

We also known that we were trying to go.

Yeah. So it was actually one of Vegas. We, we are going to, I think we're going to go and, and hang out Saturday. But, um, Two things. One, yesterday, me and Robbie were talking. He's like, dude, we're not going to Vegas. We can't. It's crazy. I don't want to go. I've been too often. I was like, yeah, I get it. He's been six times this year already.

Yeah. So it was actually one of Vegas. We, we are going to, I think we're going to go and, and hang out Saturday. But, um, Two things. One, yesterday, me and Robbie were talking. He's like, dude, we're not going to Vegas. We can't. It's crazy. I don't want to go. I've been too often. I was like, yeah, I get it. He's been six times this year already.

Yeah. So it was actually one of Vegas. We, we are going to, I think we're going to go and, and hang out Saturday. But, um, Two things. One, yesterday, me and Robbie were talking. He's like, dude, we're not going to Vegas. We can't. It's crazy. I don't want to go. I've been too often. I was like, yeah, I get it. He's been six times this year already.

Some time passed and I went up to him and I was like, dude, you know what? No, we're going to fucking let's send it. Let's go. We'll have a good time. We're going to have a good time. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. And then he goes, but you have to tell Zach I pressured you into going. Why?

Some time passed and I went up to him and I was like, dude, you know what? No, we're going to fucking let's send it. Let's go. We'll have a good time. We're going to have a good time. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. And then he goes, but you have to tell Zach I pressured you into going. Why?

Some time passed and I went up to him and I was like, dude, you know what? No, we're going to fucking let's send it. Let's go. We'll have a good time. We're going to have a good time. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. And then he goes, but you have to tell Zach I pressured you into going. Why?

He goes, I just want him to know it's me. It's okay, whatever.

He goes, I just want him to know it's me. It's okay, whatever.

He goes, I just want him to know it's me. It's okay, whatever.

He did say, he did say he was going to fly back. This is my only concern with not as much. It's not my concern. we were thinking about driving down there. Of course. It would be fun to drive down there, but it would be fun if you'd road trip back with us. We already have a flight booked.

He did say, he did say he was going to fly back. This is my only concern with not as much. It's not my concern. we were thinking about driving down there. Of course. It would be fun to drive down there, but it would be fun if you'd road trip back with us. We already have a flight booked.

He did say, he did say he was going to fly back. This is my only concern with not as much. It's not my concern. we were thinking about driving down there. Of course. It would be fun to drive down there, but it would be fun if you'd road trip back with us. We already have a flight booked.

I talked about it on the lunch table. We'll give it a little podcast.

I talked about it on the lunch table. We'll give it a little podcast.

I talked about it on the lunch table. We'll give it a little podcast.

The golden globe did just announce they're going to be doing a best podcast categories.

The golden globe did just announce they're going to be doing a best podcast categories.

The golden globe did just announce they're going to be doing a best podcast categories.

Seriously. Yeah. Look it up.

Seriously. Yeah. Look it up.

Seriously. Yeah. Look it up.

oh no we haven't we actually haven't talked about this okay okay yeah we gotta talk about this this was that was actually funny because it came up at the date too but uh no i um saturday night we were going to watch ryan do comedy and we were all me jared alissa and anderson went and met uh at connie and ted's for dinner is this lead up necessary yes yeah don't you're always the one who's like give me a little sauce with the story there's no sauce there was way too much exposition uh

oh no we haven't we actually haven't talked about this okay okay yeah we gotta talk about this this was that was actually funny because it came up at the date too but uh no i um saturday night we were going to watch ryan do comedy and we were all me jared alissa and anderson went and met uh at connie and ted's for dinner is this lead up necessary yes yeah don't you're always the one who's like give me a little sauce with the story there's no sauce there was way too much exposition uh

oh no we haven't we actually haven't talked about this okay okay yeah we gotta talk about this this was that was actually funny because it came up at the date too but uh no i um saturday night we were going to watch ryan do comedy and we were all me jared alissa and anderson went and met uh at connie and ted's for dinner is this lead up necessary yes yeah don't you're always the one who's like give me a little sauce with the story there's no sauce there was way too much exposition uh

So we were at Connie and Ted's, and I've been there before, and I've had this waitress before. Me and the girl that I was going on a date with, we were texting, and she had made some joke about how she was just going to sit there silently. And I said, no, no, if you sit there silently, I will have a panic attack and break out in a song. So I'm like, I'm going to need you.

So we were at Connie and Ted's, and I've been there before, and I've had this waitress before. Me and the girl that I was going on a date with, we were texting, and she had made some joke about how she was just going to sit there silently. And I said, no, no, if you sit there silently, I will have a panic attack and break out in a song. So I'm like, I'm going to need you.

So we were at Connie and Ted's, and I've been there before, and I've had this waitress before. Me and the girl that I was going on a date with, we were texting, and she had made some joke about how she was just going to sit there silently. And I said, no, no, if you sit there silently, I will have a panic attack and break out in a song. So I'm like, I'm going to need you.

She goes, are you taking song requests? And then I thought it would be funny if I said, no, the only song I sing is Justice for All.

She goes, are you taking song requests? And then I thought it would be funny if I said, no, the only song I sing is Justice for All.

She goes, are you taking song requests? And then I thought it would be funny if I said, no, the only song I sing is Justice for All.

She came up and I said, hey, excuse me, can I ask you something? She said, yeah, go ahead. I said, okay. Can we role play for a second? You pretend that we've never met and we met on a dating app and we're going to be going on a date and I'm texting you. Would this be funny? And I said the J6 prison rider thing and she was like... she kind of giggled for a second, like a nervous laughter.

She came up and I said, hey, excuse me, can I ask you something? She said, yeah, go ahead. I said, okay. Can we role play for a second? You pretend that we've never met and we met on a dating app and we're going to be going on a date and I'm texting you. Would this be funny? And I said the J6 prison rider thing and she was like... she kind of giggled for a second, like a nervous laughter.

She came up and I said, hey, excuse me, can I ask you something? She said, yeah, go ahead. I said, okay. Can we role play for a second? You pretend that we've never met and we met on a dating app and we're going to be going on a date and I'm texting you. Would this be funny? And I said the J6 prison rider thing and she was like... she kind of giggled for a second, like a nervous laughter.

Oh, she kind of liked it. And then she didn't talk to us the rest of the time.

Oh, she kind of liked it. And then she didn't talk to us the rest of the time.

Oh, she kind of liked it. And then she didn't talk to us the rest of the time.

Justice for all by the J six prison choir.

Justice for all by the J six prison choir.

Justice for all by the J six prison choir.

What did he do, Zach? No, I was saying, and I was being genuine, and I was talking from my perspective, and he took it as like I was making a slight at him. I was not. We can all go through similar experiences. Yeah, but, you know.

What did he do, Zach? No, I was saying, and I was being genuine, and I was talking from my perspective, and he took it as like I was making a slight at him. I was not. We can all go through similar experiences. Yeah, but, you know.

What did he do, Zach? No, I was saying, and I was being genuine, and I was talking from my perspective, and he took it as like I was making a slight at him. I was not. We can all go through similar experiences. Yeah, but, you know.

She said, good luck with your joke. I was like, I was at a work. At that point, she had messaged me back.

She said, good luck with your joke. I was like, I was at a work. At that point, she had messaged me back.

She said, good luck with your joke. I was like, I was at a work. At that point, she had messaged me back.

She said something to the effect of, is she perfect or something?

She said something to the effect of, is she perfect or something?

She said something to the effect of, is she perfect or something?

Also, it is funny to me how the waitress is like, I'm not assuming anyone's politics, but that would find that scary. But the guy in the Bass Pro shot. No, but no, it's like, even if you assumed our politics, do you think that... I'm going to actually break out into song, and that song is going to be the J6 prison choir song. Do you know what I'm saying?

Also, it is funny to me how the waitress is like, I'm not assuming anyone's politics, but that would find that scary. But the guy in the Bass Pro shot. No, but no, it's like, even if you assumed our politics, do you think that... I'm going to actually break out into song, and that song is going to be the J6 prison choir song. Do you know what I'm saying?

Also, it is funny to me how the waitress is like, I'm not assuming anyone's politics, but that would find that scary. But the guy in the Bass Pro shot. No, but no, it's like, even if you assumed our politics, do you think that... I'm going to actually break out into song, and that song is going to be the J6 prison choir song. Do you know what I'm saying?

How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to assume that everything... You know what I'm saying?

How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to assume that everything... You know what I'm saying?

How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to assume that everything... You know what I'm saying?

Was I actually getting bullied or was it just a normal high school experience that I was overreacting? Probably right back. Okay.

Was I actually getting bullied or was it just a normal high school experience that I was overreacting? Probably right back. Okay.

Was I actually getting bullied or was it just a normal high school experience that I was overreacting? Probably right back. Okay.

All I said was. All I said was. It feels like... Yeah. Zins are... They've always been there for me. Uh-huh. They've always loved me.

All I said was. All I said was. It feels like... Yeah. Zins are... They've always been there for me. Uh-huh. They've always loved me.

All I said was. All I said was. It feels like... Yeah. Zins are... They've always been there for me. Uh-huh. They've always loved me.

Yes. They've never tried to change me. They've always empowered me. They've always been there for me. Uh-huh. And then just one fucking day off a whim... I think to myself, I'm too good for you. I don't want you anymore. And I turn my back on the one thing that loved me more than anything else.

Yes. They've never tried to change me. They've always empowered me. They've always been there for me. Uh-huh. And then just one fucking day off a whim... I think to myself, I'm too good for you. I don't want you anymore. And I turn my back on the one thing that loved me more than anything else.

Yes. They've never tried to change me. They've always empowered me. They've always been there for me. Uh-huh. And then just one fucking day off a whim... I think to myself, I'm too good for you. I don't want you anymore. And I turn my back on the one thing that loved me more than anything else.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We can't have your, ugh, don't get in the hot tub.

We can't have your, ugh, don't get in the hot tub.

We can't have your, ugh, don't get in the hot tub.

Oh, okay. Go ahead. Okay.

Oh, okay. Go ahead. Okay.

Oh, okay. Go ahead. Okay.

No, I don't know either one of those.

No, I don't know either one of those.

No, I don't know either one of those.

It's got 253,000 likes.

It's got 253,000 likes.

It's got 253,000 likes.

I thought they were in a relationship and it was like a... No. Like finding this girl. And I'll say this, it's a bit weird that... I don't know if this is weird, but to me it feels weird that... Because he remembers her as this middle school girl.

I thought they were in a relationship and it was like a... No. Like finding this girl. And I'll say this, it's a bit weird that... I don't know if this is weird, but to me it feels weird that... Because he remembers her as this middle school girl.

I thought they were in a relationship and it was like a... No. Like finding this girl. And I'll say this, it's a bit weird that... I don't know if this is weird, but to me it feels weird that... Because he remembers her as this middle school girl.

And I'm thinking, and I know, and I know, if I call, she'll answer.

And I'm thinking, and I know, and I know, if I call, she'll answer.

And I'm thinking, and I know, and I know, if I call, she'll answer.

What's the next picture?

What's the next picture?

What's the next picture?

yeah yeah and you hey you've got that number on speed dial i've got that number upstairs that number's upstairs in my dresser and i just want to make it right with zen but um but fuck i've i don't know it's bad i've been i have been struggling it's been a rough it's been a rough he could have used of any other analogy and then he just kept on talking about me and

yeah yeah and you hey you've got that number on speed dial i've got that number upstairs that number's upstairs in my dresser and i just want to make it right with zen but um but fuck i've i don't know it's bad i've been i have been struggling it's been a rough it's been a rough he could have used of any other analogy and then he just kept on talking about me and

yeah yeah and you hey you've got that number on speed dial i've got that number upstairs that number's upstairs in my dresser and i just want to make it right with zen but um but fuck i've i don't know it's bad i've been i have been struggling it's been a rough it's been a rough he could have used of any other analogy and then he just kept on talking about me and

Yeah, I was about to say, is she him?

Yeah, I was about to say, is she him?

Yeah, I was about to say, is she him?

I'm the type of out of thumb is your bitch.

I'm the type of out of thumb is your bitch.

I'm the type of out of thumb is your bitch.

But no I. Take the I out.

But no I. Take the I out.

But no I. Take the I out.

What were you talking about with the hot tub? Wait, I can't hear. I can't hear.

What were you talking about with the hot tub? Wait, I can't hear. I can't hear.

What were you talking about with the hot tub? Wait, I can't hear. I can't hear.

Dottie, she's bringing her to... You're muted.

Dottie, she's bringing her to... You're muted.

Dottie, she's bringing her to... You're muted.

We're trying our best.

We're trying our best.

We're trying our best.

Hi, can you hear me?

Hi, can you hear me?

Hi, can you hear me?

Can you hear me? I do have to tell you. Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? I do have to tell you. Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? I do have to tell you. Can you hear me?

Bye. Alyssa's high every night.

Bye. Alyssa's high every night.

Bye. Alyssa's high every night.

Why is she coming at me? What did I do? When did I get it?

Why is she coming at me? What did I do? When did I get it?

Why is she coming at me? What did I do? When did I get it?

I didn't say anything. I was cordial. And why did I get attacked?

I didn't say anything. I was cordial. And why did I get attacked?

I didn't say anything. I was cordial. And why did I get attacked?

Because you are. Your mom's funny.

Because you are. Your mom's funny.

Because you are. Your mom's funny.

Does she watch the thing where it said you had no condoms?

Does she watch the thing where it said you had no condoms?

Does she watch the thing where it said you had no condoms?

It's crazy that your mom doesn't know that you've been talking to a guy. That's crazy.

It's crazy that your mom doesn't know that you've been talking to a guy. That's crazy.

It's crazy that your mom doesn't know that you've been talking to a guy. That's crazy.

Just tell her it's not serious, but I've been talking to this guy. Yeah. It's that simple.

Just tell her it's not serious, but I've been talking to this guy. Yeah. It's that simple.

Just tell her it's not serious, but I've been talking to this guy. Yeah. It's that simple.

Wait, how did you, wait, what?

Wait, how did you, wait, what?

Wait, how did you, wait, what?

I got confused, what happened?

I got confused, what happened?

I got confused, what happened?

Okay, do what you want. Do what you will.

Okay, do what you want. Do what you will.

Okay, do what you want. Do what you will.

Well, each take a turn. You go.

Well, each take a turn. You go.

Well, each take a turn. You go.

What do we have? Weed eater, guitar?

What do we have? Weed eater, guitar?

What do we have? Weed eater, guitar?

Yeah. Don't tell me anything, Alyssa. Guitar is going to be my guy on the end.

Yeah. Don't tell me anything, Alyssa. Guitar is going to be my guy on the end.

Yeah. Don't tell me anything, Alyssa. Guitar is going to be my guy on the end.

Black guy is going to be huggies. Women is going to be, yeah, cat food.

Black guy is going to be huggies. Women is going to be, yeah, cat food.

Black guy is going to be huggies. Women is going to be, yeah, cat food.

Got one weed eater, got three hammer.

Got one weed eater, got three hammer.

Got one weed eater, got three hammer.

I'm all zins and I got the brain capacity of Jared now. This isn't good. This is not good. I'm not kidding. I'm getting mad.

I'm all zins and I got the brain capacity of Jared now. This isn't good. This is not good. I'm not kidding. I'm getting mad.

I'm all zins and I got the brain capacity of Jared now. This isn't good. This is not good. I'm not kidding. I'm getting mad.

Zins. All right, Jared.

Zins. All right, Jared.

Zins. All right, Jared.

No, no, no, no. Yeah? I just saw it and I wanted to make sure you were okay.

No, no, no, no. Yeah? I just saw it and I wanted to make sure you were okay.

No, no, no, no. Yeah? I just saw it and I wanted to make sure you were okay.

That's good, Jared.

That's good, Jared.

That's good, Jared.

I wasn't going to show it. You heard that?

I wasn't going to show it. You heard that?

I wasn't going to show it. You heard that?

I wasn't going to show you. And then he kept saying, show him, send that.

I wasn't going to show you. And then he kept saying, show him, send that.

I wasn't going to show you. And then he kept saying, show him, send that.

I was going to respond to it and say not cool. That's what you want. Stay out of this.

I was going to respond to it and say not cool. That's what you want. Stay out of this.

I was going to respond to it and say not cool. That's what you want. Stay out of this.

I don't need birthday presents, but it's very nice of you. Is it Zen related?

I don't need birthday presents, but it's very nice of you. Is it Zen related?

I don't need birthday presents, but it's very nice of you. Is it Zen related?

Can it be a Zen?

Can it be a Zen?

Can it be a Zen?

Wait, I know what to do.

Wait, I know what to do.

Wait, I know what to do.

Hey, Ryan. My birthday's on Monday, and I would like to be able to zen for that. Is that possible? Was he actually on the phone?

Hey, Ryan. My birthday's on Monday, and I would like to be able to zen for that. Is that possible? Was he actually on the phone?

Hey, Ryan. My birthday's on Monday, and I would like to be able to zen for that. Is that possible? Was he actually on the phone?

Yeah, he would get you. He's not going to get me.

Yeah, he would get you. He's not going to get me.

Yeah, he would get you. He's not going to get me.

I'm going to call him Rochester, Pennsylvania.

I'm going to call him Rochester, Pennsylvania.

I'm going to call him Rochester, Pennsylvania.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, yeah. I was confused for a second. Yeah, I'm on the phone. Yeah. How are you doing? Who's that? It's Dottie. No, it's not.

Oh, yeah. I was confused for a second. Yeah, I'm on the phone. Yeah. How are you doing? Who's that? It's Dottie. No, it's not.

Oh, yeah. I was confused for a second. Yeah, I'm on the phone. Yeah. How are you doing? Who's that? It's Dottie. No, it's not.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

I'll tell you. She's really enamored with this firefighter.

I'll tell you. She's really enamored with this firefighter.

I'll tell you. She's really enamored with this firefighter.

Me and the guys have been looking at him. We've been eyeballing to make sure everything's above board.

Me and the guys have been looking at him. We've been eyeballing to make sure everything's above board.

Me and the guys have been looking at him. We've been eyeballing to make sure everything's above board.

I didn't say anything. No, I don't know. I don't even know what he was saying. But Alyssa's yelling. She's giving me death eyes. Get off.

I didn't say anything. No, I don't know. I don't even know what he was saying. But Alyssa's yelling. She's giving me death eyes. Get off.

I didn't say anything. No, I don't know. I don't even know what he was saying. But Alyssa's yelling. She's giving me death eyes. Get off.

Yeah, we were like this, me and her.

Yeah, we were like this, me and her.

Yeah, we were like this, me and her.

Secret's out. He didn't even know.

Secret's out. He didn't even know.

Secret's out. He didn't even know.

All right, well, we love you.

All right, well, we love you.

All right, well, we love you.

Me?

Me?

Me?

What did I do?

What did I do?

What did I do?

You were trying to evict someone? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. We could have lied.

You were trying to evict someone? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. We could have lied.

You were trying to evict someone? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. We could have lied.

Mom, we got to go. We're, like, doing stuff. All right, she's telling me we have to go, but I'll call you back. We'll circle back. We'll feed you all the info. All right, I will.

Mom, we got to go. We're, like, doing stuff. All right, she's telling me we have to go, but I'll call you back. We'll circle back. We'll feed you all the info. All right, I will.

Mom, we got to go. We're, like, doing stuff. All right, she's telling me we have to go, but I'll call you back. We'll circle back. We'll feed you all the info. All right, I will.

I talked to Zach's mom.

I talked to Zach's mom.

I talked to Zach's mom.

You have weird boundaries with everything.

You have weird boundaries with everything.

You have weird boundaries with everything.

Essentially what you're saying is he doesn't think you were bullied in high school.

Essentially what you're saying is he doesn't think you were bullied in high school.

Essentially what you're saying is he doesn't think you were bullied in high school.

Nothing, I was saying something really mean.

Nothing, I was saying something really mean.

Nothing, I was saying something really mean.

I'm going to get drunk and... blackout drunk, drive to my ex's, bang on the door.

I'm going to get drunk and... blackout drunk, drive to my ex's, bang on the door.

I'm going to get drunk and... blackout drunk, drive to my ex's, bang on the door.

When the cops arrest me, my shirt will be off.

When the cops arrest me, my shirt will be off.

When the cops arrest me, my shirt will be off.

Yeah, the mugshot. He does look skinnier.

Yeah, the mugshot. He does look skinnier.

Yeah, the mugshot. He does look skinnier.

I'm talking, I am actually talking about Nicotine. And he's talking about the Huzz. He's talking about women, I think. Not women. Okay, it doesn't have to be. Y'all are really going to have to talk a lot, I can't think.

I'm talking, I am actually talking about Nicotine. And he's talking about the Huzz. He's talking about women, I think. Not women. Okay, it doesn't have to be. Y'all are really going to have to talk a lot, I can't think.

I'm talking, I am actually talking about Nicotine. And he's talking about the Huzz. He's talking about women, I think. Not women. Okay, it doesn't have to be. Y'all are really going to have to talk a lot, I can't think.

Like a hamstring issue.

Like a hamstring issue.

Like a hamstring issue.

Ryan. Oh, okay. Ryan, am I allowed to zen for my birthday?

Ryan. Oh, okay. Ryan, am I allowed to zen for my birthday?

Ryan. Oh, okay. Ryan, am I allowed to zen for my birthday?

He's such a liar.

He's such a liar.

He's such a liar.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I think I look good with a shaved head, so you're lost. I'm going to be. Thanks, Ryan, for letting me get back on Zanz and have sex with hot women with my buzzed haircut. Idiot.

I think I look good with a shaved head, so you're lost. I'm going to be. Thanks, Ryan, for letting me get back on Zanz and have sex with hot women with my buzzed haircut. Idiot.

I think I look good with a shaved head, so you're lost. I'm going to be. Thanks, Ryan, for letting me get back on Zanz and have sex with hot women with my buzzed haircut. Idiot.

No, I'm a jackass, and I was in the office yesterday, and Ryan, our good buddy Ryan from Stop the Bit Podcast, you can go watch that on YouTube. Is that the guy dating... He dates Marley. Marley, who's in the office, got you.

No, I'm a jackass, and I was in the office yesterday, and Ryan, our good buddy Ryan from Stop the Bit Podcast, you can go watch that on YouTube. Is that the guy dating... He dates Marley. Marley, who's in the office, got you.

No, I'm a jackass, and I was in the office yesterday, and Ryan, our good buddy Ryan from Stop the Bit Podcast, you can go watch that on YouTube. Is that the guy dating... He dates Marley. Marley, who's in the office, got you.

How long would it last? I mean, until you just re-diet it. Okay. Alright, let me think about it. I love you. Was that really your voicemail?

How long would it last? I mean, until you just re-diet it. Okay. Alright, let me think about it. I love you. Was that really your voicemail?

How long would it last? I mean, until you just re-diet it. Okay. Alright, let me think about it. I love you. Was that really your voicemail?

No, I haven't decided yet. All right.

No, I haven't decided yet. All right.

No, I haven't decided yet. All right.

You're the producer of the podcast.

You're the producer of the podcast.

You're the producer of the podcast.

What's the UV?

What's the UV?

What's the UV?

Can we do this table side? I mean, pool side?

Can we do this table side? I mean, pool side?

Can we do this table side? I mean, pool side?

Is she? Yeah. Yeah, Ryan came in yesterday, and he was hot, and I was like, what? What's going on? He's like, oh, I quit nicotine. I was like, oh. Oh, and also, I want you guys to help me, because I feel like I say the word like too much. Oh, I'm right there with you. And it's a sign of stupidity. I feel like I don't say it enough. I say it too much.

Is she? Yeah. Yeah, Ryan came in yesterday, and he was hot, and I was like, what? What's going on? He's like, oh, I quit nicotine. I was like, oh. Oh, and also, I want you guys to help me, because I feel like I say the word like too much. Oh, I'm right there with you. And it's a sign of stupidity. I feel like I don't say it enough. I say it too much.

Is she? Yeah. Yeah, Ryan came in yesterday, and he was hot, and I was like, what? What's going on? He's like, oh, I quit nicotine. I was like, oh. Oh, and also, I want you guys to help me, because I feel like I say the word like too much. Oh, I'm right there with you. And it's a sign of stupidity. I feel like I don't say it enough. I say it too much.

I say it a lot when I'm retelling stories and I'm telling our perspective of it or a quote I said. I would say, and like I said.

I say it a lot when I'm retelling stories and I'm telling our perspective of it or a quote I said. I would say, and like I said.

I say it a lot when I'm retelling stories and I'm telling our perspective of it or a quote I said. I would say, and like I said.

No, that's like a Schrodinger's cat.

No, that's like a Schrodinger's cat.

No, that's like a Schrodinger's cat.

Did I just say like?

Did I just say like?

Did I just say like?

You have to. Wait, wait, wait. You sang I Dream a Dream on X Factor that one time, didn't you?

You have to. Wait, wait, wait. You sang I Dream a Dream on X Factor that one time, didn't you?

You have to. Wait, wait, wait. You sang I Dream a Dream on X Factor that one time, didn't you?

You're that girl from, you're that girl, Susan Boyle.

You're that girl from, you're that girl, Susan Boyle.

You're that girl from, you're that girl, Susan Boyle.

That's who you are.

That's who you are.

That's who you are.

I'll tell you, she's really enamored with this firefighter.

I'll tell you, she's really enamored with this firefighter.

I'll tell you, she's really enamored with this firefighter.

Did she win? Yeah, no, but she really blew the socks off of this performance.

Did she win? Yeah, no, but she really blew the socks off of this performance.

Did she win? Yeah, no, but she really blew the socks off of this performance.

I just knew it was about me. That is what you said. And then we pressed you for, okay, well, can you dive in? Like, what did you actually hear? And she was, she kept saying, I don't need to tell you.

I just knew it was about me. That is what you said. And then we pressed you for, okay, well, can you dive in? Like, what did you actually hear? And she was, she kept saying, I don't need to tell you.

I just knew it was about me. That is what you said. And then we pressed you for, okay, well, can you dive in? Like, what did you actually hear? And she was, she kept saying, I don't need to tell you.

No, we're not saying all of it. We're asking for just one.

No, we're not saying all of it. We're asking for just one.

No, we're not saying all of it. We're asking for just one.

That's definitely not that bad. You were in fifth grade, sixth grade?

That's definitely not that bad. You were in fifth grade, sixth grade?

That's definitely not that bad. You were in fifth grade, sixth grade?

Okay, high school, I would concede a little bit that it's bad. In fifth grade, I was caught all sorts of shit in fifth grade. You got to let that roll off your back.

Okay, high school, I would concede a little bit that it's bad. In fifth grade, I was caught all sorts of shit in fifth grade. You got to let that roll off your back.

Okay, high school, I would concede a little bit that it's bad. In fifth grade, I was caught all sorts of shit in fifth grade. You got to let that roll off your back.

What does the black smoke mean with the Pope?

What does the black smoke mean with the Pope?

What does the black smoke mean with the Pope?

And what happens when there's white?

And what happens when there's white?

And what happens when there's white?

White smoke means there is a Pope.

White smoke means there is a Pope.

White smoke means there is a Pope.

Why did you say that so crazy?

Why did you say that so crazy?

Why did you say that so crazy?

I need to watch the movie. Did you watch it?

I need to watch the movie. Did you watch it?

I need to watch the movie. Did you watch it?

Was it good?

Was it good?

Was it good?