Sly Stallone
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
No, not really.
A lot of my customers are old people, so they'll bake me, like, cookies, give me candies, stuff like that.
Not really, like, hot, sexy ladies, no.
Uh, let's see.
I like to go bar hopping sometimes.
I hooked up with my first gilf a couple weeks ago.
What is a gilf?
A gilf is a grandma I like to fuck.
She was probably, no lie, probably like 65.
Shout out to Deborah with an H. Wow.
She literally told me that.
She was like, my name's Deborah with an H. I was like, all right, cool.
I met her at the airport bar right here in Austin, yeah.
So I was on my way for one of my friend's weddings in California.
And before my flight, I was like, oh, I'll have a drink.
So I was at the bar.
I saw she was sitting by herself.
I saw she had a fat ass.
I was like, oh, shit.