Sona O'Brien

at the Whitby Hotel that I show up at, you show up at, and Mary shows up at, and you proceed to say, excuse me, Conan, what acting have you done?

And I start saying, well, I haven't really done that.

No, but I mean, what films have you done?

And I went, I haven't done any films.

And then you said, uh-huh.

And I said, I've done sketches.

And she said, but what about like dramatic roles film?

And I went, I haven't really done that.

And then you start drilling down deeper and you went, but surely you did plays in high school

And I said, no, I didn't.

And Mary, I didn't know you that well then.

So I thought, Rose Byrne does not want me in this.

And then I find out later that you're taking the piss out of me.

Like you winked at Mary.

But I left thinking, oh my God, like she's going to go to her Irish script reader and

And say, put down that bowl of taters.

And get Conan off this fecking, not fucking, but fecking movie.

You knew I didn't do any.

Now you're being the nice person.

It was like you were wearing a wire and people were listening in a van.