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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Rose Byrne

13 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: Why does Rose Byrne feel delighted about being Conan O'Brien's friend?

3.338 - 15.272 Rose Byrne

Hi, my name is Rose Byrne, and I feel... ..delighted about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

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15.532 - 37.218 Conan O'Brien

Oh, that's nice. MUSIC PLAYS Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend.

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37.799 - 40.804 Sona O'Brien

I'm Conan. We got Sona in da house.

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41.104 - 41.445 Unknown

Yep.

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41.465 - 45.17 Sona O'Brien

Matt Gourley. And Sona, it is almost your birthday.

45.311 - 45.851 Unknown

It's time.

46.152 - 53.363 Sona O'Brien

Yeah. Now, you take your birthday more seriously than anyone I've ever met in my life.

53.543 - 53.864 Unknown

Yeah.

54.425 - 55.907 Sona O'Brien

What is it about you and your birthday?

Chapter 2: What Australian comic influences shaped Rose Byrne's career?

62.638 - 69.991 Unknown

You know, so I celebrate all month long. Every dinner, every event that happens, I feel like is about me. Yeah. I don't know.

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70.031 - 81.49 Sona O'Brien

It might be a Libra thing. I don't know. I know. I don't think so. I think it's a narcissist thing. Oh, it's a Sona thing. It's a Sona thing. Do you demand gifts from all those meetings?

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81.47 - 86.176 Unknown

No, I don't. It's not like I mean, it is a milestone birthday. It is 43.

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Chapter 3: How did Rose Byrne's friendship with Heath Ledger impact her?

86.517 - 101.016 Unknown

It's a big milestone. So maybe no, but nobody gives me gifts. It's not like we're giving gifts to each other. It's just like, let's do a dinner and then we just go to dinner and I see people from all different walks of life.

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101.236 - 106.583 Sona O'Brien

Do you expect multiple presents over the month or do you think you just get presents on the day?

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106.563 - 108.305 Unknown

I don't get any presents.

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108.566 - 111.57 Sona O'Brien

I don't want presents. You don't get presents on your birthday?

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111.59 - 121.102 Unknown

I also just don't like just like getting a lot of stuff. You know, I mean, this is really sad. I lost my stuff. And so I'm really aware of all the stuff I'm accumulating now.

121.162 - 122.464 Sona O'Brien

In the fire, you lost a lot.

122.544 - 126.87 Unknown

Yeah, I just don't want just stuff anymore. I just want things I need.

Chapter 4: What unique challenges did Rose face while filming 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You'?

127.09 - 134.46 Unknown

So I'm very particular about it. But I do love going to eat and I do love celebrating my birthday.

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134.609 - 139.816 Sona O'Brien

So you're putting it out there that you don't want, because I was going to get you some really nice things.

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140.096 - 140.897 Unknown

Oh, I know. Okay.

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141.038 - 150.35 Sona O'Brien

No, we'll do that. No, no. Wait, how? Matt and I had lists of beautiful baubles and treasures we were going to give you. That's right. But those apparently are out now. That's not going to happen.

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150.41 - 157.119 Unknown

Yeah. No, it's okay. I guess I'll just keep this hand-signed by Cher Leather Bustier from the video Believe.

Chapter 5: How does Rose Byrne describe her character's relationship dynamics in the film?

158.501 - 163.888 Unknown

Yeah. You just have that? I do. I bought it for myself, but I was going to give it to you. Oh, were you really?

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163.988 - 166.811 Unknown

I did lose my share drawing.

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166.931 - 173.619 Sona O'Brien

And I guess I'll just hang on to this bust of Dr. Kevorkian that's made out of dried hummus.

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173.999 - 174.2 Unknown

Why?

174.56 - 175.821 Sona O'Brien

Dried hummus.

175.862 - 176.903 Unknown

Wait, did you say hummus?

177.063 - 177.503 Sona O'Brien

Hummus.

177.603 - 178.404 Unknown

Oh, my God.

Chapter 6: What insights does Rose share about motherhood and societal expectations?

181.228 - 186.874 Sona O'Brien

So you should let me know what are some things that you need because I would happily get you something that you really need.

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186.854 - 192.747 Unknown

Well, things I need are kind of lame. Like, I just realized I don't have a tray.

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192.767 - 193.87 Sona O'Brien

A tray?

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194.05 - 196.576 Unknown

Like, for my kitchen to, like, take things.

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196.716 - 204.092 Sona O'Brien

I don't understand what you need. Is there a drive-in window at your house? A buffet? You guys always eat from a buffet? Yeah.

204.112 - 204.373

I don't know.

204.353 - 212.086 Sona O'Brien

Can I get some extra ketchup packets? Yes. Could you just hand me... No, why do you need... Seriously, why do you need a tray? What do you need a tray for?

Chapter 7: How did Conan's early showbiz experiences influence his career?

212.106 - 218.316 Unknown

In case I have a lot of stuff I have to transport from the kitchen to another room, you need a tray.

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218.336 - 229.008 Sona O'Brien

Who's eating in another room? Do you guys have sneeze guards in your kitchen? Wait a minute. It says here, I just looked up your address. It's a sizzler. You live at a Sizzler now.

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229.229 - 233.595 Matt Gourley

I wish I lived at a Sizzler. So wait a minute. So describe to me.

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233.615 - 238.002 Unknown

No, the Sizzler burned down. She lives in a soup plantation. I love soup plantations.

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238.022 - 246.194 Sona O'Brien

She needs to defend how you have a tray that takes things from one room to another. Why are you acting like this is weird?

Chapter 8: What humorous moments arise from their conversation about award shows?

246.294 - 251.862 Sona O'Brien

Never has Liza ever come to me with food on a tray when I'm in another room. It is true.

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251.882 - 273.722 Unknown

It is a normal thing. When you watch TV, you put snacks and a little drink on a tray and stuff. You have a trade. Liza won't let that happen in our house. You can't eat over there. Some crumbs will get. No. But you are an awful eater. So that makes sense. I would not allow you to eat anywhere in my. I am. I've heard you're ravenous, but are you messy as well?

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273.742 - 285.343 Sona O'Brien

Yes, I am. Well, I've been called the wood chipper. So what happens is you feed food towards my gaping ma and then crumbs shoot out. Remember when Cookie Monster would eat?

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285.483 - 285.744 Matt Gourley

Yeah.

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285.764 - 297.612 Sona O'Brien

He couldn't because there's no real throat to Cookie Monster. It just there's no throat. You know, Cookie Monster just has this these flaps. He's a puppet. He's not real. Yeah. There's no mouth hole.

297.693 - 310.196 Unknown

It's just flat there. It's a mouth hole. That's ridiculous. He's not real. That's not true. That's just not true. You, I get it. I get why Liza would... The trays. That's a normal thing that a lot of houses have. Your house for sure has a tray.

310.216 - 320.477 Sona O'Brien

We probably have five trays. When Liza serves me food, she is wearing a hazmat suit. And she's wearing one. You know what she's often wearing is one of those deep sea diving uniforms from the 1920s.

320.658 - 328.09 Matt Gourley

And she'll come to me and she'll say, here is. And I can just hear an echo. Here is your tomato soup, soup, soup, soup.

328.11 - 333.399 Sona O'Brien

And then I go. And then it's just a Jackson Pollock all over the walls.

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