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Spencer Agnew

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Okay, our next story. We are back on D&D Horror Stories. My player fell in love with me, the DM, but I'm married and one of the players is my husband. No, dude.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Okay, our next story. We are back on D&D Horror Stories. My player fell in love with me, the DM, but I'm married and one of the players is my husband. No, dude.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Right. Oh, God, what a nightmare. Angela and Amanda were fighting tooth and nail for Carol. I'm typing this on mobile, so apologies for the formatting. I've been playing D&D with my husband for five years, and this is my first campaign DMing. We are playing with his friend group, who are Pat, Mary, and Dylan. Not real names.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Right. Oh, God, what a nightmare. Angela and Amanda were fighting tooth and nail for Carol. I'm typing this on mobile, so apologies for the formatting. I've been playing D&D with my husband for five years, and this is my first campaign DMing. We are playing with his friend group, who are Pat, Mary, and Dylan. Not real names.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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We have been playing for the last three months, and everything has been going great so far. The party works well together, and there is really no issue except anger. Dylan is playing a half-orc barbarian who fell in love with a half-elf named Shelia, and this has been a progressing storyline.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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We have been playing for the last three months, and everything has been going great so far. The party works well together, and there is really no issue except anger. Dylan is playing a half-orc barbarian who fell in love with a half-elf named Shelia, and this has been a progressing storyline.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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For reference, he is not the only one who is romancing an NPC, and the rest of the party has not professed their love over text to me. After the session last night, the group went home and Dylan sent me a bunch of texts saying that he had noticed tension between us and that we can't deny it and he is open to taking the next steps.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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For reference, he is not the only one who is romancing an NPC, and the rest of the party has not professed their love over text to me. After the session last night, the group went home and Dylan sent me a bunch of texts saying that he had noticed tension between us and that we can't deny it and he is open to taking the next steps.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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I am horrified, of course, and inform my husband immediately because this is his friend. My husband texts Dylan for a bit, then calls and berates him for his actions. Dylan then says that my husband is standing in the way of our love and my husband hangs up and blocks him on both of our phones. We discussed next steps and decided to cancel D&D for the time being because I am freaked out.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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I am horrified, of course, and inform my husband immediately because this is his friend. My husband texts Dylan for a bit, then calls and berates him for his actions. Dylan then says that my husband is standing in the way of our love and my husband hangs up and blocks him on both of our phones. We discussed next steps and decided to cancel D&D for the time being because I am freaked out.

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The rest of the group are understanding, but man, this has been a weird Christmas.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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The rest of the group are understanding, but man, this has been a weird Christmas.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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They just die-hearted that where they snuck Christmas at the end. And by the way, prom is tomorrow. Yeah, wow. It was the best summer ever. This was posted on Christmas of last year. Oh, my goodness.

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They just die-hearted that where they snuck Christmas at the end. And by the way, prom is tomorrow. Yeah, wow. It was the best summer ever. This was posted on Christmas of last year. Oh, my goodness.

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Or Christmas. Yeah, isn't it funny how so many of these D&D horror stories are just people like deeply misreading the room?

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Or Christmas. Yeah, isn't it funny how so many of these D&D horror stories are just people like deeply misreading the room?

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

I seriously think it's all about reading energy and understanding where people are at and knowing when to go to people and when to let them wait, just in terms of being entertained, how much someone's talking. But like, Yeah, this is the DM that the person fell in love with, essentially?

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

I seriously think it's all about reading energy and understanding where people are at and knowing when to go to people and when to let them wait, just in terms of being entertained, how much someone's talking. But like, Yeah, this is the DM that the person fell in love with, essentially?

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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Yes, because she's DMing, and this friend of theirs is playing, and he's romancing an NPC, so she's playing the NPC that he's romancing, and so clearly they probably had some sequences together where they're professing their love within the game. I've definitely heard of this happening before, and it is really stupid. It's...

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Critical FAIL Stories | Reading Reddit Stories

Yes, because she's DMing, and this friend of theirs is playing, and he's romancing an NPC, so she's playing the NPC that he's romancing, and so clearly they probably had some sequences together where they're professing their love within the game. I've definitely heard of this happening before, and it is really stupid. It's...