Spencer Agnew
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763 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 19 Sep
Spencer Agnew’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Did he leave stuff? I have so many questions. He went to pee. Have you ever heard of a DM just leaving, just bouncing and ghosting everyone at the table? No, that's crazy. In any scenario. That's pretty funny. Maybe the DM didn't like him. Maybe. Leading any activity and then leaving in the middle. It's kind of hilarious. It's really funny.
If you ever have a game going on April 1st, that's what you should do. That is good, yeah. I'll steal that.
Even funnier. Oh, man. Really funny. Yeah, I wonder where the stopping point was. Maybe he's still peeing. Maybe he's in there. Maybe he's part of the lore. He rolled a nat one on his penis.
Fuck. All right. Our next story. Got it. Our next story is from RPG Horror Stories. DM says I can't be a bard. Bad start.
Well, yeah, let's wait, because maybe this guy's like, I've committed a lot of various social offenses as a bard in the past, and now I can't do that. Someone said, I kinda like that though. Because he hates you.
So I made a bard who wrote poetry because she read somewhere that poems used to hold magic and then one day she gave a performance of one of her darker poems and an audience member died. Believing it to be her fault, she fled the city and lived a solitary life to avoid hurting others with her magic, who the party then found and convinced her she could use her powers for good instead of evil.
DM said no because the idea was cliche. It's for mystery men.
Killing someone with a poem is cliche? Guess so. What an incredible character concept. So I made a bard slash sorcerer who stole a young girl's voice. This is like the fourth character they come with, like, so I did this. So I made a bard slash sorcerer who stole a young girl's voice in return for her heart's desire. The catch, when she died, her soul would belong to me to use as an eternal slave.
Yeah, I basically made Ursula. DM said no because it was too OP. Ursula is pretty OP. Ursula is pretty OP. As in octopus.
So I outright asked him if I could play a bard at all, and he said, no, bards are stupid. Pick another class. It's pretty funny. Lots of bards. Bards are great. I mean, I love how sometimes this will be like, the title will be like, ooh, I wonder what the interesting twist is, and it's like, DM said I couldn't, because fuck me. I don't know.
Yeah, it's like, come on, man. Bards tend to be like the problematic class because they're like the high charisma class. So you can like go to an NPC the DM is controlling and kind of like impose your will on that NPC by just rolling ridiculously high numbers or charming, making you like mind control magic and stuff. Right.
Sometimes DMs have good reasons for like, hey, let's limit our bard shenanigans. But this is not one of those moments.
This is something better. Much better. A couple comments, more like pick another DM, am I right? Hey, wow, you got him. OP said, essentially what I'm gonna do, I love bards, they're my favorite class. Someone else said, DMs who veto PC ideas for being cliche always start the party off by meeting in a tavern and being tasked to deal with the local goblins, always. Get him. Prove me wrong.
Get him, snatch the wig, absolutely. Forget it. Wow. Man, have you ever had to turn down a character? Because if someone pitched something so... Mostly because the name was so inappropriate I couldn't say it at the table. Oh my god. You obviously can't come to the table with that for every reason that is on this paper.
So yeah, and the DM should be able to filter what's allowed at the table, but I don't think not liking it is a good enough reason. That's not a, yeah.
Oh, well, one of my, yeah. It can be from here. He was like, you wanna name your character Guy Wood? Go watch Moss vs. Christmas, it's so good.
I think, yeah, there are definitely sometimes when a player will come in and it's like, my whole character's deal is all about my phallus, and you gotta be like, hey man, there's gonna be five other people at this table, and I don't think anybody's gonna wanna hear your section of the role play. The adventures of Penis Man.
Yeah, every time, and like, you know, a certain person could make that very funny, but that person's rare, and I think it's fair to filter that out. My character's Slur Johnson.
That's getting closer to the first example I mentioned, yeah. Wow. So yeah, you should have a little filter power. Some boundaries there, okay. I think the poem idea is one of the most beautiful bars I've ever heard. I like the Ursula one. I like the idea of a D&D game where all the characters are just like Disney villains. Yeah, fun. Super fun. Yeah. All right, our last story. Ooh.
It comes from RPG Horror Stories. They write, playing a woman, I think I got the tiniest taste of real world sexism. Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Okay. Go on. Really? This guy like talking to women now is like, I get it, I lived it, I understand. Yeah, I know. I've been playing D&D on and off for 15 years now in multiple campaigns that got to level 20. But three years ago, I did something new.
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