Spencer Agnew

Kiana told me this. She read me the title of this story and I was like, that's all I need to hear. This is the funniest story I've ever heard in my life. I hate you.

Kiana told me this. She read me the title of this story and I was like, that's all I need to hear. This is the funniest story I've ever heard in my life. I hate you.

And the tear drops out of your closed eye.

And the tear drops out of your closed eye.

And then trying to get someone's attention while they're on the iPad, just like, hey, Shane, what's up? Shane, did you whisper I hate you to me? Also, I'm sorry about the pasta. That was dumb of me, though. All right, I'm going back to bed. I'm gonna make some spaghetti carbonara. I'm in my undies. I'm gonna go fuck the teddy bear. Oh my god. This is so silly.

And then trying to get someone's attention while they're on the iPad, just like, hey, Shane, what's up? Shane, did you whisper I hate you to me? Also, I'm sorry about the pasta. That was dumb of me, though. All right, I'm going back to bed. I'm gonna make some spaghetti carbonara. I'm in my undies. I'm gonna go fuck the teddy bear. Oh my god. This is so silly.

I've never had an argument where my partner like stops talking to me in this, like, if you're in a shared space, it's like, oh, it might not be like a text back for a little bit. It's like, no, like, you know, I wanted to like kind of collect myself. But like, if you're in a shared space, but again, that doesn't look wrong.

I've never had an argument where my partner like stops talking to me in this, like, if you're in a shared space, it's like, oh, it might not be like a text back for a little bit. It's like, no, like, you know, I wanted to like kind of collect myself. But like, if you're in a shared space, but again, that doesn't look wrong.

I actually did this to you while you were napping earlier today.

I actually did this to you while you were napping earlier today.

I took a bite of my peanut butter, yeah.

I took a bite of my peanut butter, yeah.

No, I didn't do that. Just kidding.

No, I didn't do that. Just kidding.

Well, actually, I might do that, because it's really funny. That is actually very funny. I hate you. But the idea of them actually hearing it would, like, fill me with, like, dread.

Well, actually, I might do that, because it's really funny. That is actually very funny. I hate you. But the idea of them actually hearing it would, like, fill me with, like, dread.

This is probably the least bad of it, because it sounds like their fights have died down. He discovered Reddit.

This is probably the least bad of it, because it sounds like their fights have died down. He discovered Reddit.

Now he's posting.

Now he's posting.