Spud

If you don't go out in two weeks, then you have to do it.

I literally was like, all right, guys, got my book bag, left college.

Yeah.

I was like, mine's way more jovial than that.

I was working at a trash incinerator that we had to cover with clean fucking fill.

So we picked all the trash out, got rid of it.

Covered it with all these rocks, but we could only have a certain size stone.

So my dad was like, dude, just pick any of the big rocks out.

And this place is like a football field of just rocks.

So I'm just sitting there looking down, grabbing my uncle rolls up in a trash truck.

And he's like, what the fuck are you doing?

I was like, dude, my mom wants me to go to college.

She's like, just fucking quit.

I was like, okay.

So then I quit and started driving trash trucks.

Failed out of that.

You fucking A. How'd you get into Drexel if you failed out Delaware County?

Because the guy that ran the screenwriting program had tried to get me because I wrote a script my senior year when I was in high school.

Well, I failed out at George Washington and then Delaware County Community College.

So like me and all the kids just go out in between classes, rip butts, go to McDonald's.